Completely Gratuitous


Have mercy!
When does this John Carter movie come out again? We might have to go see it, now that we’ve gotten a better look at it’s STAR!
Taylor Kitsch looks all kinds of lickable at the London premiere of his new flick, John Carter.
The eyes, the suit, the scruff — it is all workin’ for him!
That is one fiiiiiine looking man!
Wait! Hold up! He’s shirtless in this movie, you say! SOLD!!!!
[Image via WENN.]