So Taylor Swift just dropped her music video for Blank Space, and it is so cray it’s amazing.
Gurl playfully steers into the skid, portraying the “psycho ex-girlfriend” version of herself that the media sometimes paints of her.
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We love this side of Swifty so much we just had to go through it moment by moment…
…in GIFs (below)!
First, Tay Tay is enjoying an idyllic upscale romance that calls to mind her relationship with American royalty Conor Kennedy.
Then the trouble begins when Taylor sees something on her man’s cell phone she doesn’t like.
Suddenly Taylor is screaming boi’s head off…
…and crying in the fireplace, messing up her perfect makeup.
But she isn’t going to suffer alone! She goes from sad to vengeful in no time at all, dropping his phone in the pool…
Slashing his portrait…
Chopping up his clothes…
Bashing his car with a nine iron…
She also stands on a horse.
And stabs a cake.
Taylor finishes by giving a goodbye kiss that’s more bite than her bark!
Thank goodness the guy drives off! Otherwise we’d have thought Taylor murdered him!
Remind us not to piss T off!