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It’s a game of Clue, and Taylor Swift is in the briefing room with the cat.
During Monday night’s Emmys ceremony, a pre-taped satirical sketch of Law & Order: SVU aired. The skit starts with Mariska Hargitay‘s character Olivia Benson and her team trying to crack this week’s big case: Will Taylor be at the Emmys??
Olivia says to crack a Swiftie case, you need to think like a Swiftie. And what do Swifties think?
“Swifties think that everything is a clue to what she’ll do next.”
Ha. Yup, that’s true. If you ask the Swifties, you might as well call Tay the Easter bunny at this point, cuz they think she’s always leavin’ eggs all over the place! (And, to be fair, she usually is.)
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Bringing out an evidence board, Olivia tries to piece it all together with Ice-T and the team. But not everything’s tracking for their rookie (who’s revealed to be none other than… dun dun… Taylor herself).
The Rookie says not EVERYTHING is a clue, implying sometimes Swifties might get it wrong. Instead, she thinks the answer to what Swifties seek might be in plain sight. It’s at that moment Taylor looks at the camera and lists off the following clues:
“Saccharide, Aries, from the vineyard, North or South”
What?! Our Lady of Lore strikes again.
But don’t worry, Swifties are on the case. Before we start breaking it down, let’s watch the full sketch:
So, what does it all mean?
TikToker @swiftiesweetheart breaks down more Easter eggs and possible meanings for Taylor’s clues in her video. Watch (below):
Another Swiftie thinks it’s pretty clear fans are gonna get that long awaited Taylor’s Version of Reputation after all:
And Digital Footprint host Jason Sappy thinks Taylor is pointing us to a vineyard in France, full of saccharide, with more info to come out in March around… dun dun… Aries season. Watch his theory (below):
And that’s just a few of the many, many videos out there dissecting the trail Taylor left for us. What do YOU think, Perezcious Swifties?? Let us know in the comments!
[Image via YouTube/Television Academy.]