Why Taylor Swift Is Over Harry Styles Forever: He Kisses Like A Snail!

Ewww! Ew ew ew!
Could it possibly be true that One Direction cutie Harry Styles can’t kiss?
Or rather, he can kiss but does it like a slimy, goopy snail?!
If you believe brutally honest Taylor Swift, who really likes to tell you how it is in her music AND in life, then it appears to be true! Our lovely country gurl has supposedly been spreading some gossip to her friends about tongue wrestling with Harry, as one told Star:

“[Harry] kissed like a snail. Eventually Taylor found it hard not to be grossed out.”

Swifty certainly didn’t seem to mind on New Year’s Eve, buuuuut we can’t blame her for having enough already.
Have you ever kissed a snail? It’s horrible.
We mean, we imagine it’s horrible.
And even if it├óΓé¼Γäós not true, we’re not surprised Taylor is spreading a little gossip considering some of the shiz Harry’s said about her.
Plus, this could make for a pretty good revenge song.
“I knew you were trouble when you kissed like a snail!”
LOLz!
[Image via Lia Toby/WENN.]