1989 was the year of the snake — and so is 2017, apparently!
A year after being branded a ~snake~ by her public enemies — and subsequently the entire internet — Taylor Swift is officially owning her reptilian nature!
On Wednesday, the pop star completed her slithering social media clues leading up to the announcement of her new album, which was revealed to be titled Reputation.
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Yup, she’s still using her relationships as artistic fuel. Except instead of an ex-boyfriend, she now has the media in her cross scales hairs! (Will a certain outlet become the CNN to Tay’s Trump? A bish can dream!)
Needless to say, stans shed their skins on Twitter over the album news ambush. See the rattled reactions (below)!
Voldemort better watch out! The NEW heir of slytherin Taylor Swift is here to snatch wigs! She’s coming for blood this era! Queen of snakes!
— Ricky Dillon (@RickyPDillon) August 23, 2017
Taylor Swift opened the chamber of secrets
— Leighanne (@fearlessleigh) August 23, 2017
Here’s to the beginning of the new era. New songs. New album. New Taylor Swift. #TS6ISCOMING 🐍 pic.twitter.com/QLw3NPKXjh
— Taylor Swift Updates (@TSupdated) August 23, 2017
Haters: Taylor Swift is a lying snak-
Me: pic.twitter.com/ks5IYk0xH6
— ‏َ (@swiftreputation) August 23, 2017
Woke up to a dangerous new world: N. Korea is developing 2 new missles and Taylor Swift is being attacked by snakes at an alarming rate.
— Josh Gad (@joshgad) August 23, 2017
I’m a grown man and I am absolutely here for the new Taylor Swift album
— elan gale (@theyearofelan) August 23, 2017
Taylor: Let’s release TS6 the normal way
Also Taylor: Make Them Suffer pic.twitter.com/aGQGzjtxyA
— Taylor Swift Updates (@TSUpdatesNY) August 23, 2017
taylor swift’s new album cover concept is 100% good charlotte’s aesthetic from 2002 i can’t wait to see her on warped tour next year pic.twitter.com/vEGY7WUs0g
— Aimee (@itsaimee) August 23, 2017
you might hate taylor but she is owning the snake narrative & the amount of confidence she has is what we all need more of #TS6IsComing 🐍🐍🐍🐍
— Zainub Amir (@zainubamir) August 23, 2017
TAYLOR IM SCREAMIG IM SO DEAD pic.twitter.com/bg6v0wJVhg
— ‏َ (@swiftreputation) August 23, 2017
Taylor Swift tracks
1. Snake It Off
2. Stop Saying I Voted For Trump
3. Celebrity (NSYNC cover)
4 The Media, Baby!
5. Ok Fine I Voted Trump
— Zach Schonfeld (@zzzzaaaacccchhh) August 23, 2017
taylor right now: pic.twitter.com/Bsvw2CyDcU
— gabby (@deIenaswift) August 23, 2017
I’m not sure about a lot of things but I’m pretty sure Taylor Swift invented extra pic.twitter.com/r5y8BXkGyP
— dreammy 🌈 (@amylorswlum) August 23, 2017
Are U excited for the new Taylor?
[Image via Twitter.]
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