No matter how you slice it, filmgoers got RAUNCHY on Thursday!
Ted and Magic Mike each delivered impressive midnight returns. The stuffed bear generating $2.6 million worth of interest and the sock-stuffed banana hammocks pulled in a respectable $2.1 mil!
We never realized stuffing things was so lucrative, LOLz!!
Maybe Pizza Hut should put away the mozzarella and start stuffing their crusts with man/bear cheese?
Hmm. Maybe not.
Universal hopes Ted will pull in enough this weekend to knock Brave off the top spot — but they aren’t holding their collective breath!!
Either way, both films are poised to make a profit!
Channing Tatum and Matthew McConaughey’s sausage pizza documentary only cost Warner Bros a few bucks — and they’ll make that back in tips alone!
And Mark Wahlberg’s Ted cost $50 mil when all was said and done but it shouldn’t take more than two weeks for the studio to recoup that!
Yay!
Don’t U just love profit? AND stuffed crust pizza??
[Image via Warner Bros. & Universal.]