This is awful!
And makes us kind of never want to eat pizza again!!!
A pizzeria called Georgetown’s Papa Murphy’s Pizza in Texas may have a shortage of customers once this story gets passed around the neighborhood!
Apparently a teenage employee at the pizza shop admitted to rubbing his, *ahem*, testicles all over a customer’s pizza, but his reasons for such an atrocious act are seriously confounding!
He did it because the customer ordered it too close to the shop’s closing time! Or specifically 30 minutes before he was due to close up shop.
And the way the kid got caught was even more ridiculous! The customer WALKED IN and saw the teenage employee right in the middle of his awful act!
18-year-old Austin Michael Symonds was subsequently arrested and was given the charge of tampering with a consumer product. It goes without saying that he was also fired from his job.
When the police got there and got the facts, especially his age, they asked the young now ex employee:
“So you are old enough to know better than to put your balls on someone’s pizza?”
Obviously he is, but if he wasn’t sure — he definitely is now!
As the popular saying goes…
…If you can’t do the time, don’t rub your balls (or anything else) on a customer’s pizza ever!
EVER.
