Teen Sluts Are Good For Business!

Sorry Jersey Shore! Your gelled hair and fake tans are no match for the fighting power of knocked up, underage hicks and their stories of stupidity.

The new MTV spin-off show, Teen Mom, became the network’s top new series of 2009!

The sequel to 16 and Pregnant drew in 2.1 million total viewers and a 2.2 rating in the network’s target demographic (12-34) on its premiere showing last week.

People love to watch a trainwreck, especially when it carries around a baby in a stroller.