Leave the puppy alone!
Dogs are not accessories, Britney. Your pooch should not be with you inside the Rite Aide, where you went this weekend to buy some cheap makeup.
Ditch the doggy and go back to clubbing.
You deserve to have a good time, B.
Hit up some hotspots. Drink a little. Drug a little.
You know you want to!
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