The Cast That NEEDS Celebrity Rehab!


We hope some of these trainwrecks relent and sign on!

It’s that time of the year again, and a new season of Celebrity Rehab will be upon us soon! Seeing as there’s quite an abundance of celebrity fuck-ups as of late, the casting crew has attempted in vain to recruit ALL of them, including Lindsay Lohan, Heather Locklear, Brooke Mueller, and Jenna Jameson!

All four of them apparently told producers that they didn’t have a problem and turned down the show. Lindsanity, in particular, apparently wouldn’t even do it for $1 million paycheck!

Wow! You sure about that decision, bb? When was the last time you were offered THAT kind of money??

Producers are now attempting to court Charlie Sheen, but we’re sure he’s ‘fine,’ too!

LOLz! So ridiculous.

What do U think?? Who would U like to see on Celebrity Rehab??