Give it up for the South Beach ‘madame’ who was diversifying her operations!
Christina Morta was arrested in Miami for operating what appeared to be a brothel on wheels.
Damn, yo! How come no one ever thought of this before???
Said bus contained five prostitutes on board that made regular stops along South Beach.
A Miami detective said, “One of our undercover officers saw the bus driving up and down Collins Avenue, was able to get on the bus for a certain amount of money, and saw the illegal activity going on inside.”
The creative madame charged $40 for patrons to board the quarter million-dollar bus.
Once on board, prostitutes reportedly received even more money for performing lap dances and various sex acts.
Just join a band, boy. You’ll get something called a tour bus..and the sex comes free!
Hey, after the South Beach Madame gets out of jail, though, she should go to business school.
She’s quite clever!
[Image via WENN.]