The Lovers Quarrel


Trouble in paradise?
Apparently BiHan and saMAN shared a little lovers spat during a night out on the town in London Wednesday night.
LezLo accompanied Sam on a DJ gig at celebrity hotspot Chinawhite. Things started off cool, with Lindsay ordering “fruit juice,” but the night quickly turned ugly once lady fans started throwing their panties at Sam in the DJ booth.
Ah! Sweaty, pee-crotch, club panties! Tasty!
Lindsay had enough once girls started giving saMAN their numbers and ordered her flunkies to push the potential suitors away. Lohan then reportedly crawled on all fours under the bar to posessively wrap her arms around Sam.
Insecure much, Lindz?
As the night progressed, the girls reversed roles (Take that as you will!), with Sam whipping up into a jealous froth as Lindsay disappeared into the VIP room. LezLo was found with another girl flirtatiously caressing her arm and giggling. Sam gave her a dirty look and the offender left immediately.
As if to make up for the night’s transgressions, the couple made out furiously, with saMAN allegedly performing a sexy lapdance for LezLo to the tune of Katy Perry’s I Kissed A Girl.
We can only imagine it was as awkward, amusing, and painful to watch as Ashlee Simpson‘s lip-sync HO-down.
The trouble didn’t end there. As the entourage departed around 4 a.m., another incident arose as one of Lindsay’s guests got left behind, which somehow led to a lot of pushing and shoving and our fave red airhead screaming, “I├óΓé¼Γäóm OK. I├óΓé¼Γäóm a big girl, I can take care of myself! I just wanted to make sure everyone had a good time. I didn├óΓé¼Γäót want anyone to get hurt. I├óΓé¼Γäóm so, so sorry.”
All in all, just another typical night out for Lindsay and Samantha.
[Image via Mavrix Online.]