The Not So Juicy Deets Of Bayside High

Some lies details are coming out from Dustin Diamond‘s “freaking incredible” new tell-all book, Behind the Bell.

So what are some of the alleged activities that went on at Bayside?

According the Dustin he “could smell a certain ‘smoke,’ wafting from the crack” of the cast’s dressing rooms.

Ooooo, scandalous!

He also claims Mark Paul Gosselaar used steroids before Saved by the Bell: The College Years.

Yeah, Zack Morris used steroids, not Slater?

Screech says: “He suddenly exploded with manliness, loading 25 pounds of muscle on his once-scrawny frame in, oh, about a month.”

Exploded with manliness? HA!

By that time, which was 1994, Mark was 20. A lot of guys bulk up around that time.

How can Dustin call anyone scrawny!? Compared to his whimpy frame during the Bell days everyone looked like they exploded with manliness. Even the girls!

And what about those sexcapades?

“If Kelly [Tiffani Thiessen] was interested in Slater [Mario Lopez] one week, then backstage there was a lot going between them in Mario [Lopez]’s room. Then, if Jessie [Elizabeth Berkley] kisses Zack, then you know Elizabeth Berkley is going in Mark-Paul’s room.”

Seriously, these accusations are lame lame lame. No wonder Mark isn’t worried about this tell-all.

It sucks!

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