Citing a recession-induced downturn in adult entertainment sales, Joe Francis and Larry Flynt are scheming to ask Uncle Same for a $5 million bailout.
Srsly!
Flynt reasons, “With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind. It’s time for Congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America.”
A stimulus check might be better!
While Francis says, “Congress seems willing to help shore up our nation’s most important businesses; we feel we deserve the same consideration.”
Uh, we don’t think that Congress is going to dole out cash to you just so you can fly to Cancun, inebriate underage girls, and film them taking off their clothes.
For some reason, we think they might have more important things on their minds.
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