Real Houswives fans, GET READY TO FREAK OUT.
No, it’s not the next abuse scandal, and no, a housewife isn’t dropping phat tracks on our eager ears.
Instead, we would like to introduce you to the newest member of the Housewives family: The Real Housewives of D-D-D-Dallas!!!!!
AHHHHHH!!!!
We believed Bravo to be done with inviting new guests to the exuberantly rich wifey reality party, but we’re very happy to admit how wrong we were!
An insider to the Texas leg of the franchise has unveiled that the show is currently in pre-production, will begin filming in late summer, and will air sometime in early 2013. They have also divulged that:
“[The Real Housewives of Dallas] is surely going to be a wreck and different from all the other shows Bravo has had.”
YES YES YES!
And now, without further hesitation, we present to you, The Dallas Housewives:
Lisa Troutt – Wife of Kenny Troutt, the owner of Excel Communication
Rhonda Aikman – Ex-Wife of Troy Aikman who is a former Dallas Cowboys Quarterback.
Tiffany Mullen – Wife of Mike Mullen who is the CEO of Energy Equipment Resource Inc
Deziree Ramirez – Fiance of Cory Harris, a former music producer. Deziree is also rich in her own right as an heiress and the granddaughter of the original founder of Cache/Lillie Rubin. She is also a Radio Personality, Business Woman, Author and Playboy Model & Actress.
Diane Gibby – Wife of Rod Rohrich, a Dallas top plastic surgeon. Diane is the creator of Women’s Center for Cosmetic and Plastic Surgery at Medical City.
Oh they all seem to have so much potential to bring us all the staples we have come to expect from a Housewives cast.
How excited are U for this ultimate Texan treat???
UPDATE: Sorry! Just heard from Bravo! Dallas isn’t happening. Whomp, whomp!
[Image via Wenn.]