Although we’re sure this is just the beginning, the Top 10 worst lyrics on Floptina‘s Bionic have been chronicled – and they’re HIGHlarious!
Clonetina’s worst are:
10. “The old me’s gone, I feel brand new / And if you don’t like it, fuck you.” – “Not Myself Tonight”
9. “Strawberry cream is like a dream, my fantasy is reality / When the morning comes, I know that I will, too.” – “Sex for Breakfast”
8. “Hit up prince charming, tell him give me a call / Never mind, screw him / Cause I found somebody better / Never mind, screw him / I make myself so much wetter.” – “Vanity”
7. “Boys suck, make me sick / Inflated egos, little dicks / Use them up, spit ‘em out / I hate boys!” – “I Hate Boys”
6. “You talkin’ out your ass like a wobblehead, you bobblehead.” – “Bobblehead”
5. “All the boys think it’s cake when they taste my (woohoo)/ You don’t even need a plate, just your face, ha (woohoo)/ Licky, licky, yum yum (woohoo)” – “Woo Hoo”
4. “Thank you Mom and Daddy, cause I turn myself on.” – “Vanity”
3. “And now I take myself to be my lawfully wedded bitch.” – “Vanity”
2. “They’re only good for fruit, I mean bananas / Them boys so nuts, they’re drivin’ me bananas.” – “I Hate Boys”
1. “A rubber band was an analogy / You could even say it’s a metaphor.” – “Elastic Love”
Ha! Mayjah fail.