Jessica ‘Don’t Call Me Latina’ Alba scored another movie job, even though her box office record is crap.
The new mom will star in Invisible, which revolves around a young woman who has retreated from the world and is consumed by numbers and math, according to Variety. Things begin to change when she becomes a second-grade math teacher.
They want us to buy into her as a math genius?
Ha ha ha ha!
To help things along, we bet she’s going to do the ‘ugly’ thing, a la Charlize Theron in Monster, right?
What a joke.
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