Third Time's The Charm For Andrew Dice Clay?

Controversial comedian Andrew Dice Clay has been made an honest man!

For the third time!

Clay announced the news on Lopez Tonight, revealing he and Valerie Vasquez tied the knot on (aw) Valentine’s Day.

“I never thought I’d settle down again after I got divorced… and she came up and said, ‘I like your glasses,’ and that was it,” the funnyman recalled.

And even though his new bride is noticeably younger than him, Andrew has no fears when it comes to… ahem… getting it up.

“That’s where Viagra comes in… (I want it) as hard as I can get it,” exclaimed Clay. “I’m walking around with my penis in a cast.”

TMI!

Congrats!