T.I. Wants You... To Give Him $75 Mil!

Sure, let us check to see if we have change for a… wait, HUH?!
Yup, T.I. is auctioning himself off to the highest bidder and the starting price is $75 million!!
As cute as he would surely look vacuuming our yoga mats in a French maid’s outfit, we might have to pass.
LOLz, JK!
The Hotlanta native isn’t looking to do housework for that kind of cheddar, though — he’s negotiating the terms of a new three-album record contract with anyone who will front him the cash!
From what we hear, the rapper already has more suitors than a Disney princess!
Dr. Dre‘s wined and dined T.I. at Katana recently, hoping to sign him on Interscope, while Jay-Z is maneuvering to land him on RocNation!
Wowzers!! He’s like the most popular kid at school!
He sure has come a long way since his drug arrest and bigoted comments!
[Image via WENN.]