Tiger Woods Kinky Dreams Revealed

Is this shiz for real?!

Us Weekly
is reporting that Tiger Woods sent his mistress Rachel Uchitel an email describing quite the explicit dream about watching her in a threesome — with alleged former lovers Derek Jeter and David Boreanaz!

Uchitel’s “friend” reveals the contents of the email.

Tiger wrote to Rachel:

“I had a dream we were married and I was leading the tournament.

I came home, excited to see you, and there you were in the bedroom getting fucked by Derek and David. Some part of me thinks you would like that.

Now I can’t get back to sleep. My body is tired, but my mind is awake. Need an Ambien.”

Oh, we BET you do, Tiger!

[Image via AP Images.]