Tiger's #1 Whore Taking Precautions With Dirty Vag!

Although we’re not sure why Rachel Uchitel would have assumed that Tiger Woods‘ peen belonged to her alone, she’s pissed that it’s traveled to so many undisclosed locations!

Uchitel flipped out when she discovered the number of whores Tiger had engaged in unprotected sex with, including two porn stars, and has taken steps to get screened for sexually transmitted diseases.

Probably the first smart thing she’s ever done!