We fully expect a brawl the size and scope of Peter Griffin’s fight with the giant chicken to ensue after what Tina Fey just said!
While hosting the Museum of Natural History gala on Thursday night, Tina took out the metaphorical gasoline and match, because she literally burned Seth MacFarlane alive!
And by “literally,” we mean the new definition of “literally” added to the dictionary that literally doesn’t mean “literally!” Confused? So are we! Here’s what Tina said:
“Did you know that the Hayden Planetarium’s own Neil Degrasse Tyson is teaming up with Seth MacFarlane to bring back the TV show Cosmos? It’s one of America’s foremost educators teaming up with one of America’s foremost—whatever the opposite of an educator is. What’s the word for someone who makes people dumber when they watch?”
Oh, snap! We hope you have some Aloe Vera and a diploma, Seth, because you just got burned in the worst degree!
Well, we hope there’s still some left over bomb shelters from the 1950s because this celebrity feud could escalate into the greatest war this world has ever seen.
First, France will probably ally with Tina, then North Korea will ally with Seth, and then Switzerland will remain neutral. It will be violent and terrible!
No word of response yet from Team MacFarlane. Hopefully the UN will send a peace keeping operation to mediate in time!