Tom Cruise says he isn’t finished ruining Katie Holmes yet!
In an interview with The Sun, Crazy Eyes says he wants more kids – 7 more kids, in fact!
The Couch Jumper says, “I want ten children. I love kids,” and just to make sure that we know that he still remembers those other kids he added, “I feel really fortunate to have the teenagers and a two and a half-year-old. It├óΓé¼Γäós a great dynamic.”
But obviously, Suri is his favorite, of whom he says, “She├óΓé¼Γäós so charming, she├óΓé¼Γäós so beautiful, she├óΓé¼Γäós just great,” adding, “Whenever Katie is looking a hot Xenu mess, we just throw Suri on there and no one can tell she’s half dead!”
Although even Crazy Eyes has to admit that, “If I├óΓé¼Γäóm worried about anything, it├óΓé¼Γäós if she [Katie] can keep up with me. I├óΓé¼Γäóm very active…jumping on couches and whatnot.”
But really guys, he loves “Kate,” saying, “Married life is very good, very lovely. I feel lucky to have Kate as my wife. She├óΓé¼Γäós an extraordinary woman. She is funny and smart and she likes the same things that I do. She├óΓé¼Γäós a very strong, gracious woman, and a great comedian.”
We don’t know about that. Looking at pictures of Katie Holmes makes us want to donate money to adopt her, not laugh.
Apparently, Tommy’s always been a thrill seeker, and is “teaching Connor (See! He even knows his name!) how to ride a motorbike.
It’s all part of being a good dad because “My own father wasn├óΓé¼Γäót there much for me and I want to be a different dad to my kids. My family is the most important thing in my life.”
Tommy probably found a father figure in Xenu, altough we won’t hear too much more about that. Crazy Eyes has taken a vow of silence in regard to his religion, instead just telling people, “go to the Scientology website.”
If only he’d take a vow to just go away forever!
[Image via WENN.]