We’re as surprised as you!
Is Xzibit playing Pimp My Hot Dog Cart ?
Nope!!
Trojan — the condom manufacturer — stocked a few hot dog carts in NYC chock full of long phallic objects you are not supposed to swallow!
These aren’t the all-beef Kosher wieners your Grandpa used to ram into his mouth on the corner of Broadway and West 45th in between acts of My Fair Lady!
These hot dog shaped devices are designed to satisfy a woman’s vertical smile, if you catch our drift!!
If you don’t catch our drift, we’re talking about VIBRATORS!!!
Trojan Vibrations, a spin off company devoted to, well, if you can’t guess we’re not going to tell you, plans on handing out 10,000 of their battery operated beauties this week as part of a new promotion.
First Zac Efron passed out condoms to kids watching The Lorax and now this!!
Wow! Trojan’s marketing team is FULL of great ideas!
[Image via AP Images.]