Another SeXXXy Twilight Fan Fiction Gets The Fifty Shades Treatment


THIS IS NOT OKAY!
Another Twi-Hard is ca$hing in on a nASSty obsession with the book series!
“Author” Sylvain Reynard has signed a SEVEN FIGURE deal with a major publishing company to print his Twilight fan fiction!
Just like 50 Shades Of Grey author E.L. James did with her masterpiece, some editing also had to be made in this new book series. Reynard had to change a few names and switch the title from The University of Edward Masen to Gabriel’s Inferno and voila! The twisted personal fantasy has been transformed into legit romance novel!
Our source claims the book revolves around:

“The story of a sinful exploration of sex, love, and redemption between a Dante scholar and his graduate student.”

OoOoOoh! So it’s a period piece, eh?
That sound an awful lot like some other naughty books coming out soon!
Sorry Mr Reynard, but we hope this trend ends now yesterday!
We love us some Twilight, but srsly! Edward and Bella can only inspire so much!