Twilight Pushes Heroin!!!

Never underestimate Twilight as a marketing tactic – just ask NYC drug dealers!!!

Heroin baggies, featuring a cartoon Robert Pattinson, were recently seized in West Hempstead, Long Island, yet the Twilight brand drugs have been gaining popularity all over the east coast.

According to New York Special Agent in Charge John Gilbride, a dime bag of heroin in New York is cheaper than a six pack of beer, so look out for the childrenz!

We know those Twi-kids will start to hit those drugs Twi-hard!!!