Prepare yourselves, folks.
The Twi-pocalypse has arrived EARLY!
That’s right, after it was revealed yesterday that Kristen Stewart had cheated on her boyfriend, Robert Pattinson, with Rupert Sanders, the married father of two who directed her in Snow White and the Huntsman, the collective Twilight fanbase imploded in on itself and then erupted into a MASSIVE Twitter call to arms!
And as you can see from some of our favorite responses (below), the anger – and HIGHlarity – is being directed all over the place!
Here are some HIGHlights:
OH HELLLLL NO. KRISTEN STEWART CHEATED ON MAH BEW WITH SOME DIRECTOR. SHE’S SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD TO ROBERT PATTINSON, hisluscious self.
— el capitan.├ó┼ô┼Æ├ó┼ô╦å (@mindlesss_Xo) July 25, 2012
What if Rob turns out like New Moon Bella?
— ROBSTEN IS UNBROKEN (@StewysStalker) July 25, 2012
WAIT. Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson? NO! I’ll have to get my “RPattz & KStew 4E!” tattoo removed if they break up!
— Travis N (@WhatTravisSays) July 25, 2012
Kristen Stewart can expect an edible arrangement from Tom Cruise in the next day or two.
— tierney bricker (@tbrick2) July 25, 2012
Kristen Stewart loves Robert Pattinson more than ← you ↑ you → you ↓ you ↔ you ↖ you ↗ you ↘ and you ↙ will ever do. Robsten Is Unbroken.
— Robeard Hottinson (@KrisbianStewart) July 25, 2012
#WeHateUSWeekly because they are DISRESPECTING Kristen, Rob, and all our intelligences by posting malicious cheating rumours
— HauntedTwilight (@HauntedTwilight) July 24, 2012
Don’t you dare coming back to this fandom, begging for forgiveness once this is solved.
— Queen Kristen (@SunshineStewy) July 25, 2012
YEESH!
And yet something tells us only this is only the beginning!
In the immortal words of Catwoman in The Dark Knight Rises, “There is a storm coming…”
And that storm is going to be filled with A LOT of sparkly vampire TEARS!
[Image via WENN.]
