1) Get a new freakin’ hat already!
2) When did he get so old???
Johnny Knoxville has been hit by the fug stick. Hard.
The Jackass was spotted looking tore up as he shopped for Christmas gifts in LA on Saturday.
Beat or not, we’d still get him drunk, clamp his nipples, taser him and then film him in a gay gangbang!
[Image via Buzz Foto.]