We have a serious suggestion for FIFA…
Um… how about the players just stay shirtless for the entire 90 minute match?
Maybe this pic of the U.S. Men’s National Team will help them decide!
Our guys are going on to the Round of 16, despite losing to Germany in today’s World Cup game. Afterwards, the boys decided to take THAT shirtless selfie (above) in the locker room and mahgawd! Our panties just became wetter than the Amazon rain forest on a hot December day!
…because Brazil is in the southern hemisphere so their summer is actually during our winter and well, whatever! We don’t have to explain our disgusting sexual word play!
We loved American soccer and their players before we saw this pic but now that our eyes have seen those abs, those bulges and those sexy smiles, we’re officially OBSESSED!
Thanks Clint Dempsey for posting this on your Instagram and giving us insta-bonerz!
We’ll be rooting for you guys next week!
WOOOOOO!!!
[Image via Instagram.]