David Beckham Preheating Posh Spice's Oven But Refuses To Raise The Kids In America


Awww!! What’s wrong?
You don’t want your little ones learning to drive on the wrong right side of the road?
Victoria Beckham is ready for David to Bend It Like Beckham and shoot bunches of baby batter out of his precious soccer ballz and straight into her reproductive lady parts!!
A source close to the family revealed:

“Victoria is being very quiet about things. But she had never made it a secret that she didn├óΓé¼Γäót see why she would stop after baby number four. She loves having a big family and David has always said he would be thrilled if they had another child.”

But she doesn’t want her eggo preggoed in The States!
See, David Beckham‘s contract with the El Lay Galaxy expires soon and he, Posh, and the little kiddies are apparently all ready to move back to Jolly England!
They’ve actually been scoping the market in London, looking to buy a new crib — no pun intended!!
Apparently the world’s most famous couple just wants their kids to have stability!
We’re not sure if that’s possible with all the cameras he or she would have in her face from day one, but we understand their point!!
The source continued:

“It├óΓé¼Γäós early days, but these are plans that are being mooted. Victoria and David would love the children to spend their formative years in school back in Europe.”

As much as we’d hate to see Britain’s other royal family leave, it’ll be good for their kids to see more of Aunties Ginger, Scary, Baby, and Sporty!
LOLz!!
[Image via WENN.]