Vintage Weiner!

Check out this bizarre (regardless of the current circumstances) article that was featured in Cosmo 15 years ago, calling Weiner one of the top real-life bachelors!

Unfortunately, it might be hard to read for you guys, but the answers he gives to questions like what he likes to do on his days off work is among what’s odd.

He responds:

“I hate days off, but I guess I’d try on clothes I couldn’t afford.”

That’s… weird. Especially now that’s he’s trying on women he’s not married to!

ZING!

Other questions even revolved around who he’s looking for in a woman. Apparently, he was looking for:

“Someone smarter than me. I want to be sucked back into the throes of love — isn’t that what everybody really wants?”

With all these shenanigans it looks like he pretty much could’ve chosen any girl and ended up with someone smarter than him.

What?? We were all thinking it! LOLz!

And your definition of “throes” might be off too — most people would be wrapped up in the throes of their new marriage to a beautiful, respected, and intelligent woman.

Not creepin’ the net.

Hope you’re okay, Huma!

[Image via COSMO.]