What A Moron!

You don’t get much dumber than this fool!

A man in Springfield Massachusetts was arrested yesterday for shoplifting in a Bath and Body Works. The man was quickly apprehend by security when the man allegedly stuffed 75 bottles of lotion in his pants!

Because that wasn’t noticeable at all!

The police noted in their report that the man had a hard time fleeing the scene and running from them and looked “extremely bowlegged.”

Ha! Idiot! There was no way he was ever going to get away with that!

And who the hell steals lotion?! And that much of it?!

Guess we know what he spends his time doing on a Saturday night, the wanker!