Whitney Port Is A Fashion "Designer"

Whitney Port is going to bring something “unique” to the New York fashion scene?

Not likely.

But MTV is making a reality TV show of it anyway!

Not only is the least annoying Hills character set to star in her own spinoff, transplanted in New York City, but she’s just unveiled her new clothing line, called Whitney Eve because “like, I wanted my name to be part of the line, and I didn├óΓé¼Γäót want to let my job situation tell the story for me, but at the same time, I wanted to put my brand on it,” she tells Nylon. “So I figured my first and middle name, if I did that, it would be personal enough without being so connected to what people think they know about me.”

So deep!

How that makes sense to anyone else but Whitney is beyond us, but like, totally – whatever!

And when asked to defend “another celebrity clothing line,” Whitney said, “Because in California, at least, everyone├óΓé¼Γäós wearing the same thing. Everyone├óΓé¼Γäós got this lifestyle where all you see is trends. And I thought if I could bring a California style that was more unique, and more based on a vintage aspect, then women would feel a little bit different.”

We thought Whitney was supposed to be the smart one???

Looking at the line, she must have been thinking of the Posh school of “design.”

Her shiz is already on sale!

$500 $69 for a dress you can buy at Forever21 for 20 bucks?

We don’t think so!

[Image via WENN.]