Wino: The Musical?!


We imagine The Rose set in St. Lucia!!
Although Wino claims to be sober, we can’t fathom how this gem of an idea got off the ground!
Amy Winehouse: The Musical, will be an all-singing, all-dancing production based on the addict’s singer’s life!
The star’s brother, Alex, believes that this would be a fantastic way to celebrate her comeback.
Really?!
“Amy is much better. I think one day there could be a musical of Amy’s life,” says Alex Winehouse. “You just don’t ever know how far things can go these days – look at all this talk of a Jade Goody musical.”
The show would follow the rise and fall of the star, including her high-profile battle with addiction.
We imagine a singer lying face down mumbling lyrics directly into the floorboards!
Now, that’s art imitating life!
[Image via WENN.]