Oh boy.
Amy Winehouse’s taxi-driving father Mitch has an album out, which now pretty much means anyone and everyone can have a musical career.
The jazz album is made up mostly of covers, but there also four original tracks, which should be just awful awesome. And with this new venture, Papa Wino feels like he has a know-how to give his daughter some tips:
“I mean, if I became a huge success I’d have a retinue of hangers-on and I’d be able to order people around and I’d show Amy how to really be a diva…You know, I’d really show her how to do it. I mean my dressing room that they’ve got for me here today is like a broom closet and there’s no Jack Daniels or champagne in there. I think it’s an absolute disgrace. I’ll show Amy how to do it big time.”
Fantastic. He’s become the Michael Lohan of the UK.
Like we needed two of them in the world!
UGH!
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