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Woman Wakes Up Licking Intruder Break In

Ready for some nightmare fuel?
A 28-year-old woman living in New York City woke up Sunday morning with a bad smell invading her nostrils and a strange sensation on her face, like being licked.
No, it wasn’t a sweet little puppy waking her up.
It was a man. A man she didn’t know. Licking her face. And kissing her.
BLUUERRGH!
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After waking up to one of the most horrifying things we can fathom, police say the woman grabbed the man’s hands and commanded him to get out.

Panic Room Kristen Stewart Get Out gif
Baby KStew knows what’s up.

Thankfully that show of bravado actually worked — the guy ran out, and the woman was not injured.
Well, not externally. Something tells us she’ll be scarred for life mentally. We would be. ICK!
According to police, the intruder wandered around the building, on 65th Street and First Avenue in Manhattan, trying doors until he found one that was unlocked.
OMG people LOCK YOUR DOORS, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU GO TO SLEEP!
McGruff the Crime Dog says lock your door
McGruff the Crime Dog knows what’s up!

It’s unclear how long the man was in her apartment before she woke up.
Gurl, we would just have to move. Just order the pizza, call your friends, and get the hell out!
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The scariest part of all this? He’s still on the loose!
Yep, the police are still looking for the Licker and are in that stage where they’re asking for the public’s help.
Authorities released surveillance footage of the suspect taken outside the apartment complex. You can see screen grabs (above).
The Licker is described as a balding man with a mustache and beard. He was last seen wearing a dark jacket and blue jeans. Here’s a full pic of the suspect:
NYC Licker Surveillance Photo
Have you seen this man? / (c) NYPD

If you have any info on the man pictured, please call the NYPD’s Crime Stoppers Hotline at 1-800-577-TIPS (8477) or en Español, 1-888-57-PISTA (74782).
Innerestingly, the NYPD has the man listed as being wanted for burglary.
Burglary?! We mean, yes sure, and burglary. But how is this not sexual assault?! Do they really charge the same for someone stealing a TV and groping an unconscious woman??
Because we can buy a new TV. We can’t buy a new face. (Well, you can in El Lay, but you get our point.)
Anyway, what do YOU think of all this, Perezcious readers??
[Image via NYPD/WLNY.]

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Mar 29, 2019 12:59pm PDT