Woman Who Called 911 Looking For A Date Speaks Out!

Truer words have never been spoken from Lindsay Lohan this beautiful beast of a woman!
Yesterday, we shared a report about woman who drunkenly called 911 four times in search of love…or you know, a good lay.
This morning, the woman, Miz Bernadette Music, makes sweet melodies in our ears as she tries to explain herself and her drunkenness.
Check out the magic above!