Not everyone fully understands the amazingness that is the World Cup so Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog made his way to New York to do some investigative journalism and find out what all the fuss is about!
After chatting with some soccer fans at a local pub, the hilarious pup got into the spirit and vowed to bang one dog from every country playing in the World Cup!
No, seriously! We can’t make this stuff up!
However, after getting down doggy style with a few fellow canines (and one lucky lizard), Triumph caught wind that the best ass is actually in Brazil! So naturally he caught the next flight to Rio, and from the looks of it her found EXACTLY what he was looking for!
Watch the hilariousness (below)!