Alex Riley, a regular on WWE Raw whose character is best known as the sidekick to The Miz, was arrested earlier this morning for a DUI in Tampa, Florida.
The 29-year-old, 6’2″ jabroni wrestler was caught driving under the influence around 1 AM, but was released several hours later after pile driving the entire Tampa police force.
Just kidding, he just posted a $500 bail, but wouldn’t it have been a better story the other way?
Hey, all you SOB’s out there! Know your role and stop drinking and driving before we lay the smackdown on you!