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HIGHlarious!

Check out Funny or Die's High Five Super Bowl featuring the likes of Kim Kardashian, Pamela Anderson, Tiki Barber, Peyton Manning, Don Johnson, Jordin Sparks and David Archuleta!

Loves it!

Are you rooting for the Saints or the Colts this year?

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Could a stint on Dancing With The Stars be just the boost Pammy's career needs?

The Baywatch blonde has reportedly been tapped to appear as a contestant in the upcoming season of ABC's DWTS, even though the cast isn't expected to be announced for months!

"She really wanted to do the show and the show thought it was a great idea," revealed a source.

Is America ready for Pam and her big ol' fake boobies to return to prime-time?

(Yes!)

[Image via WENN.]

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Her boobies and ego are plummeting to the ground!

Pamela Anderson just isn't what she used to be! Although she wore a little black desperate nothing to her A*Muse fashion show in Miami on Tuesday night, the crowd consisted of only 20 people.

Yikes!

The $25-a-person club night and fashion show hosted by the Baywatch babe and her designer friend Richie Rich was a total bust. And considering no one showed up for that, the Penthouse package, in which fans pay between $20,000 and $50,000 for VIP status and the chance to pAArty with Anderson, was barely even sold.

Not surprising! She's getting too old for this shiz!

[Image via WENN.]

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But not for long!

The extremely wealthy and elderly Richard Lugner has offered Jordan $150,000 to accompany him to the elite Vienna Opera Ball.

These propositions are not new to the 77-year old sleaze ball as he's taken Paris Hilton, Carmen Electra and Pamela Anderson to events as his hired arm candy.

Miz Price may have lost her chances to attend the event with Lugner as she leaked the secret arrangement between the two.

"There was no agreement. It is all nonsense. Mr Lugner is well known for his kind of getting attention. He on purpose spreads wrong information in order to get publicity by using other prominent people," said Jordan's legal team.

It's rumored he's trying to land Gagita as his date! She should go, but only if our wifey can dress him.

Ha!

[Image via WENN.]

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As if she doesn't have enough problems!

Pamela Anderson and her boyfriend Jamie Padgett have called it quits.

A source reveals, “Pam made it pretty clear she is no longer dating Jamie and that she was looking for a new love interest. She didn’t have anything bad to say about him and described him as a ‘sweet guy’ and that she hoped they would remain friends."

Adds the source, "Her ex-husband Tommy Lee was jealous of Jamie and Pam’s relationship and he had given their two sons Brandon and Dylan some surfing lessons.”

Hope those two don't plan on reconciling!

When Jamie was asked about his relationship with the former Baywatch babe, he said, “Pam is a fine mother and she does some great work for animal rights through PETA."

He goes on to reveal, "I did not go to London with her over the holidays as I was doing my own thing – it’s up to her to say if we are dating or not. I’m sure I will see her when I see her.”

That doesn't sound too promising.

Better luck next time!

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

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Impressive!

Justin Timberlake has reached the top spot for a list of celebrity charity earners with his work for the Shriners Hospital for Children.

The singer netted more than $9 million for the charity blowing both Madonna with Raising Malawi and Pamela Anderson with PETA out of the water at $5.5 million and $4.8 million respectively.

Oprah's contribution to her personal charity Oprah Angel Network reached almost $4 million and U2's Bono for the ONE Foundation contributed $3.6 million.

Rounding out the top ten charity earners are Angelina Jolie, Rihanna, George Clooney, Salma Hayek and Shakira.

What a refreshing list to see during the holiday season!

As much as we love to see celebs misbehaving, we also love to see them doing some good things!

[Image via WENN.]

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After canceling her first two performances due to unspecified "issues", Pamela Anderson finally took the stage at her gig playing Genie of the Lamp in Aladdin at London's New Wimbledon Theatre.

Take a first look at her debut!

Doesn't she look stunning STOOPID! What the hell kind of Genie is she?

Isn't this a family show???

Yikes!

Anyone in Londontown go and see this travesty? Thoughts?

[Image via WENN.]

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Despite awful internet rumors, Hugh Hefner is still very much alive.

Hef and his girlfriends attended the release of the six-volume illustrated autobiography Hugh Hefner's Playboy at Taschen in Beverly Hills Thursday night.

And look, there's Pam Anderson!

Was this one of the unspecified "issues" that caused you to cancel your first two appearances in Aladdin?

[Image via Rachel Worth/WENN.]

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In a desperate attempt to get some work, Pamela Anderson had signed up to star in a two-week stint as the Genie of the Lamp in Aladdin at London's New Wimbledon Theatre in December.

So much for that!

Pammie, who has not even begun rehearsals, canceled her first two performances due to unspecified "issues." Comedian Ruby Wax will understudy until Anderson is ready to take the part!

It's only scheduled for two weeks and she's already missing shows?

We hope it's not because of her budding music career!

[Image via WENN.]

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