AHHHH! OMG! OMG!

The Office star, Ellie Kemper is getting married, SO Ellen generously decided to get her bachelorette party started by hiring a MALE STRIPPER to surprise her.

believe us when we say this girl was SUR-PRIS-ED!!

Ch-Ch-Check out Ellie, and the BEST look of shock of ALL TIME (above)!!!!

Side note: for someone not that's not into men, Ellen has FANTASTIC taste in male strippers!!

Transformers: The Ride opened up at Universal Studios Hollywood on Thursday!!

It’s a cray cray mix of rollercoaster and 3-D movie and we're that should appeal both to fans of the franchise and to theme park adventuring in general.

Megatron powerful director Steven Spielberg was there to greet Optimus Prime, his robot underlings, and all the human fans of the films he has helped to produce.

Other big names included Universal Studio head Ron Meyer, retired UFC champion Chuck Liddell, Glee star Dot Jones, and even funnyman Judd Apatow.

Of course, the real star of the show was the attraction itself!

We had the distinct pleasure of enjoying Transformers BEFORE the Grand Opening and we promise U it is absolutely AHHMAAAAAYZING!

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After a long legal whirlwind, Thomas Beatie AKA "Pregnant Man" has been granted sole custody of his three children!

The temporary order grants Beatie's wife, Nancy Beatie, only supervised parenting time...and the divorce proceedings will be finalized in September.

We're so sad to see the family break up, but we feel a separation could possibly be best for EVERYONE- especially after seeing all the violent drama and domestic abuse that went down recently!

We're rooting for them, and just hope these two (and the kids) can move forward and rebuild their lives!

One Direction's Zayn Malik is having a bad day!

A fire broke out in his posh North London flat! Oh no!

Three firetrucks were called to the scene after an electrical fault caused ferocious flames to race through his swanky Princess Park Manor private complex.

Thankfully, no one else lived in the apartment so there were no injuries, but a neighbor did say:

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