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Woman Marries Robert Pattinson…'s Cardboard Cutout! Read About Their Odd Relationship HERE!

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This story is like Lars and the Real Girl meets real life!

A woman from Las Vegas (a place notorious for people making rash matrimonial decisions) Lauren Adkins, is actually married a to scale cardboard cut out of Robert Pattinson!

"Oh, that's normal," said no one ever.

According to Lauren, despite the fact that the Edward Cullen stiff, hard standee isn't real, she's genuinely happy:

"We got hitched in Las Vegas last year and I'm sure we're happier than most newlyweds. People might think I'm crazy but my flat-pack R-Patz is the closest I'll get to the real thing and he's the one for me. For as long as I can remember I've been ­obsessed with romantic fairytale endings. When I was a child, I watched the Disney ­versions of Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs and Cinderella until the tapes wore out."

Lauren had trouble finding a man who could live up to her expectations in college, but when the Twilight books came out, she met the bloodsucker of her dreams:

"It was different from any love story I'd seen ­before – after all, the leading character was as likely to suck your blood as open the door for you. I was obsessed. Leading man Edward was quiet and ­mysterious, yet superhuman and invincible. And so sexy. I tore through the books and I queued outside the cinema when the film was released, desperate for my first glimpse of Edward. And when Robert Pattinson appeared on screen at midnight, he was perfect. I knew that very minute I wanted to marry him."

It wasn't until a few months later that Lauren arrived face-to-inanimate-face with Edward in a record shop:

"Of course he was made from cardboard, but that didn't matter to me. Suddenly I was taken over with an urge to have him. I grabbed his rigid torso and stuffed him under my arm before marching to the counter and handing over a $20 note. Then, cramming him into my car I headed back to my apartment where I ripped off his cellophane and stood him at the foot of my bed. For the rest of the night I couldn't take my eyes off him.Then I started thinking – the guys I'd dated before had all been so hopeless, I might as well have been with a cardboard cut-out. So where was the shame in taking him out with me?…A friend who thought I was going mad said one night: ‘If you love him so much why don't you marry him?' Her words rang in my ears. She was right. Why didn't I?"

Well, she did do just that, and had a marriage ceremony at the Viva Las Vegas Wedding Chapel:

"I walked down the aisle in January in the white wedding dress I've always dreamt of. I held the reception at an art gallery and ordered champagne and a five-tier cake to share with my 50 guests. The day cost £2,000 but I didn't care – I wanted to do it properly. We had our honeymoon in LA and I wanted us to climb up to the Hollywood sign together. I had to carry him, and we had to do it at night because he can't be in the sun. But everyone makes sacrifices for the man they love, right?"

We wish the two the best. We bet cardboard R-Patz is a good listener.

[Image via Instagram.]
 

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Gwen Stefani Shares An Adorable Photo From Her Past For Her Wedding Anniversary!

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Awwww! Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale make the perfect married couple!

The two celebrated their 12th wedding anniversary on Sunday, and in honor of the occasion, Gwen posted a photo on Instagram of the two lovebirds from way back when!

After a dozen years together in complete wedded bliss, these two still look just as seksi and in love as ever!

Ch-ch-check out the sweet throwback pic (above)!!!

[Image via Instagram.]

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Demi Lovato Gets Farted On By A Fan At A Meet & Greet! The Horror!

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We know Demi Lovato is a proponent of giving your heart a break, but not giving your wind a break!

In an event that probably inspired fear in the hearts and noses of everyone present, a meet and greet with Demi took a turn for the gassy as a fan literally farted on her.

That's right, just like a French person in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, someone farted in her general direction.

Demi posted about the fart on Twitter, and it seems that she Really Don't Care about the unexpected toot: 

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Samsung Throws Some MASSIVE Shade At Apple With Their Newest Commercial! iPhone 6 Isn't New, According To Them!

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The battle rages on! 

Apple announced the newest addition to their fleet of phones, the iPhone 6 and 6 PLUS, and everyone in the world gasped collectively.

Well, everyone except for Samsung and their users, since they've had bigger screens since 2012.

So what does Samsung do? They make a brand new commercial for their Galaxy note 4 and decide to throw some massive shade at Apple. 

Because OBVIOUSLY! Ch-ch-check out the commercial (above)!!!

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Another Saturday Night Live Shakeup! Find Out The Next Player To Get Axed From The Cast HERE!

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Mike O'Brien? No, you're not taking him from us! 

In a sad bit of news, it was just announced that Studio 8H's resident goofball will no longer be a player in the cast of Saturday Night Live.

However, Mike will return to his writer duties and will be a scribe on the show once again! Phew!

Joining the cast is comedian Pete Davidson, and we're excited to see the talents this newcomer brings!

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If You're Wondering Why Classic 7 Up Was So Much Tastier Than Modern 7 Up, It's Probably Because It Used To Have Lithium In It

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7 Up used to have a very interesting ingredient in their recipe!

There are several theories out there about how 7 Up got its name, but the one that seems to make the most sense is that it's actually referring to the seven ingredients that make up the tasty beverage!

However, that just raises the even bigger question: what are these seven mystery ingredients??

Well apparently when the drink was first introduced to the masses way back in the day, it contained a super special element known as lithium!

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Kim Kardashian Defends Kanye West After Video Of Yeezy Telling Wheelchair-Bound Concertgoers To Stand Up Emerges!

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After a video surfaced of Kanye West stopping his concert in Sydney, Australia because two handicapped fans weren't standing, we were pretty shocked. 

However, there's at least one person who's not subscribing to the general widespread opinion of how the events of that night went down under. 

That's right, Kim Kardashian is apparently not buying the popular interpretation of what happened!

Along with posting a video of Yeezy performing down under, Kim also stood by her husband by issuing a defense of his actions in the video's caption:

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