Uh oh.

Levi Johnston is back in the spotlight, but for all the wrong reasons!

The former Palin family member hopeful is utterly broke after blowing through $1 million on essential items like "guns, boats, and four-wheelers."

Easy come. Easy go.

Here's what one source said:

"Levi Johnson hasn't paid child support in nearly two years, and he has little contact with Tripp [Palin]."

Levi, however, dismisses any notion he isn't a wonderful father. Even if the whole fatherhood thing doesn't feel quite real.

He's also got another bundle of love on its way from the stork.

Maybe he'll do better with second child, although it remains doubtful.

We're thinking that naming the girl on its way Breeze Beretta Johnston, after the Beretta firearm, isn't the best way to start things off.

It could blow up in his face!

Poor Bristol.

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Oh no!!

Elton John has gotten REALLY sick and has had to cancel three of his Million Dollar Piano concerts in Vegas.

Elton went to the hospital to have a medley of tests run on him when his doc said he better not perform for a week 'less he wants some nasty damage!

Tonight, tomorrow, and Saturday night's concerts have been rescheduled for some time in October because of the Piano Man's serious respiratory infection.

Elton is totes broken up about the whole thing. He released a statement lamenting:

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Hopefully everyone can just write this one off as one of those misunderstandings that got lost in translation!

There's been quite a bit of hooplah in the media regarding Will Smith's recent outburst on the red carpet at the Moscow premiere of Men In Black III when he slapped a reporter for trying to kiss him, and now, the man responsible is speaking out…and would like to apologize to the actor for his behavior!

Ukrainian journalist Vitalii Sediuk explains:

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Drew Barrymore is obviously a big fan of Chanel and she plans to prove it on the biggest day of her life!

According to reports, the future Mrs. Kopelman plans to walk her pregnant self down the aisle in June wearing

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Terrence Howard has terrible luck with woman.

On top of navigating a bitter divorce from his estranged wife, whom the actor calls a conniving racist, the Iron Man star got attacked by an ex-girlfriend at his Pennsylvania home recently!

Cops were called to his residence at 11pm on May 6 after a former flame named May Seng Yang showed up, rang the doorbell, then socked him in the face when he answered.

Ouch! Love really does hurt. Ha!

As a result, the jaded ex has been charged with

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