Don't Fuck With Me Fellas

Teri Snatcher is firing back at the skincare company that is suing her ass.

The desperate Desperate Housewives star released the following statement through her lawyers:

“The allegations of this lawsuit are totally false and completely without merit. Despite having to deal with a frustrating series of changes in the ownership and management of Hydroderm over the last several years, Teri Hatcher has more than fully complied with all of her contractual obligations over the course of the relationship.

Clearly, Hydroderm has embarked on this unjustified and public assault on Teri Hatcher’s name, reputation and celebrity in a transparent effort to distract from its own failure to live up to its end of the agreement. Ms. Hatcher will respond swiftly and decisively by appropriate legal means to recover everything she is owed under her contract, as well as compensatory and punitive damages for Hydroderm’s outrageous accusations; however, she will not litigate this matter in the press, as Hydroderm apparently seeks to do.”

He said. She said.

We’re inclined to believe Hydroderm!