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Jessica Simpson's Movie Made Just $384 on Friday!!!

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This is quite possibly the biggest bomb of the year!

Jessica Simpson's new film, Blonde Ambition, should have gone direct to DVD. Instead, the stinker got a "vanity run" in 8 theaters in Texas.

Well, as we all know, the people in Texas hate Jessica Simpson these days, and not even fellow Texan Luke Wilson could draw people to the theaters!

Blonde Ambition averaged an embarrassing $48 per screen on Friday for a total box office of $384. Based on an $8 ticket price, that means that 6 people paid to see the movie at each of those theatres, and only 48 people went to see the movie!

That's amazing!

Has any other movie ever performed worse than that??????

Jessica's "star vehicle" will gross just $1,190 this weekend or $149 per location.

Blonde Ambition will be released on DVD in January.

Simpson's next movie, Major Movie Star, is expected to go straight to DVD too.

Merry Christmas!

[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]

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713 comments to “Jessica Simpson's Movie Made Just $384 on Friday!!!”

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  1. nikki says – reply to this


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    wow sweet =]

  2. one says – reply to this


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    #1

  3. Gingerlips says – reply to this


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    FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. hbfth says – reply to this


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    first?

  5. Gingerlips says – reply to this


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    Jessica, please pack a hairbrush, dahling.

  6. Jess Sucks says – reply to this


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    OMG, how hilarious!!

  7. Chrissy says – reply to this


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    hahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahaha.

    amazing.

  8. Finch says – reply to this


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    1st Yay

  9. juggy says – reply to this


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    first!

  10. ange says – reply to this


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    must be a slow news day

  11. sammy says – reply to this


    11

    First BiTchESs

  12. bree says – reply to this


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    train wreck

  13. i heart mb says – reply to this


    13

    6-16-07

  14. OLA says – reply to this


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    wow her career really is over LOL

  15. stacey says – reply to this


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    poor Jess she Just cant catch a break

  16. crazy8 says – reply to this


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    what a dumb stupid whore, and perez you are a fat assed pig!!!

  17. OLA says – reply to this


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    the sad thing is, i dont even kno how it happened, i mean w/ britney spears she jus lost her damn mind and fell off completely but w/ jessica simpson she has never had a 'trainwreck' moment, she just seemed 2 have lost everything like britney without doing anything 'bad' persee. i dunno i guess it jus suxx 2 be her

  18. GimmeMoore says – reply to this


    18

    she's pathetic

  19. Jennie says – reply to this


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    Aww poor Jessica
    That must be devistating!
    I wish her all the best
    Maybe restart her singing career?
    Merry Christmas Everybody

  20. BGB says – reply to this


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    poor jessica acting is not her thing .

  21. lola! says – reply to this


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    good. she deserves it.

  22. jojojojo says – reply to this


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    thts relli embarrasing.. id hate 2 be her right now!
    haha

  23. Claudia says – reply to this


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    LOL

  24. jojo says – reply to this


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    oh god xD
    thatz embarassing..(right english?)
    omg..i feel sorry 4 her

  25. TX Perez Fan says – reply to this


    25

    We have all known for a long time that she should quit making movies. Not sure why it's taking Hollywood so long to figure this out.

  26. tammi says – reply to this


    26

    Enough Perez pickin on Jessica! Don't ya think it's enough you fat ugly pig!

  27. Rammy says – reply to this


    27

    why the fuck do they keep letting that btch make movies

  28. singlesPalaceCom says – reply to this


    28

    She needs to really to make a sex tape quick

  29. YoMama says – reply to this


    29

    OMG Perez, you are such a hater. Why are you so preoccupied with putting people down. You call that journalism???? get a life. On the other hand, it is silly to release the movie this time of the year when people are busy with xmas shopping and travel ect. but for real. Stop being such a hater dude!

  30. monye says – reply to this


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    I FEEL BAD FOR JESSICA…! SHE HAS NOT DONE ANYTHING TO ANYBODY! SHE'S NOT A TRAINWRECK LIKE ALL THE OTHERS…. WHAT'S UP! CAN ANYONE PLEASE EXPLAIN. " I LIKE JESSICA"!

  31. monye says – reply to this


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    I FEEL BAD FOR JESSICA…! SHE HAS NOT DONE ANYTHING TO ANYBODY! SHE'S NOT A TRAINWRECK LIKE ALL THE OTHERS…. WHAT'S UP! CAN ANYONE PLEASE EXPLAIN. " I LIKE JESSICA"!

  32. Kiara says – reply to this


    32

    Woww,
    I thought you were just kidding in the title there, Perez.
    But god damn.
    Poor Jess.
    :|
    She shouldn't even try anymore.

  33. joni says – reply to this


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    haha. good for her

  34. Eloise says – reply to this


    34

    People in Texas are mad at her b/c of the Cowboys game and are blaming her. It's soooo stupid. Even professionals have bad days. I kinda wanted to see that movie. Yeah, she's not a train wreck like the Spears!!!!!

  35. ray-2-tha-lo says – reply to this


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    So funny! Who want's to see her in a movie anyway's? She's a singer! Now a days as long as your famous for nothing you can get in a movie!

  36. casey says – reply to this


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    Old old picture. Perez doesn't want to use a recent photo cause she is looking great. Enough already! Pick on someone your own size Perez like an elephant like yourself!!!!

  37. J. Buck says – reply to this


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    YES!!!!! This may really be the end for this goofball. Good Riddance

  38. SHE MUST BE SO EMBARASSED says – reply to this


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    God i've never eevn heard of such a thing. movies can come out and make millions and be considered a flop, but this is the worst i've ever seen for ticket sales. WONDER WHAT HER NEW BOYFRIEND THINKS ABOUT THIS?

  39. Lisa says – reply to this


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    Why do people keep putting her in magazines and giving her press? She makes no money. No one should pay her to endorse anything… she doesn't affect consumer spending. If anything she makes people NOT spend money…whether it's an album or a movie. When are major companies going to wake up and see that paying celebrities money to endorse things is like throwing money away? There are only a handful of celebrities that help products sell anymore….and they are NOT Paris, Jessica, Nicole, Lindsey and Britney… WAKE UP PEOPLE. Let's focus on really talented individuals instead of these hot messes…

  40. SHOPBlessed.com says – reply to this


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    That's tragic. Stick to your footwear line, Jess, because you're hitting a home run there.
    SHOPBlessed.com

  41. christine says – reply to this


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    thats wicked funny. loves it

  42. HI, MY NAME IS KYLIE MINOGUE says – reply to this


    42

    FIX THAT FRIGGIN" KYLIE MONOGUE VIDEO. NO MATTER HOWMANY TIMES YOU PAUSE THE DAMN THING IT COMES BACK ON FOR A SEC AGAIN AND AGAIN.

  43. SpadeAShovel. says – reply to this


    43

    She'd actually do better number$ if she set up a little table in a grocery store like those taste test samplers, and people could pick up a DVD as they rolled by with their turkey filled shopping carts, lol. Her dad could take another grocery store, her mom another, Ashlee and Pete two more…and if ex-Nick and his girlfriend weren't busy, there's two more…

  44. Pat says – reply to this


    44

    Jess needs to dump her Father and get a real manager. Maybe she could do some music.

  45. delilah says – reply to this


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    you should buy nicole scherzingers new akon produced single puakenikeni which features brick and lace its really good

  46. FIX IT OR GET RID OF IT says – reply to this


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    FIX THE KYLIE MINOGUE VID. IT'S PISSING ME OFF. IT'S DONE IT EVER SINCE YOU POSTED IT AND IT SCARED THE HELL OUTTA ME LATE LAST NIGHT.

  47. toadflaxxed says – reply to this


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    i would expect no other reaction to that worthless bag of bad hair. her only "claim to fame" is to have made a complete public spectacle of herself by marrying Lachey, being a pervert-Daddy's little girl. and fucking around on her husband. I say, "Good Riddance to bad rubbish. You're a legend in your own mind, you ignorant, north Texas twat. You've got no more movies lined up so why don't you go back to sixth grade and finish your education. It's over. Actually, it never WAS."

  48. Scott says – reply to this


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    Give her a few more years. She'll be hooked on coke and doing softcore porn on Cinemax.

  49. NTV/NAT Group, Ltd. says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Couldn't happen to a more deserving cunt! Where's your Pimp Daddy Joe NOW, Jess??!! ;-) Perhaps we should check Ashlee's bedsheets for moisture.

  50. TG says – reply to this


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    I have to say I saw this coming. Well, who didn't? The girl cannot act, and the only reason she even made these movies is because Papa Joe financed them. I've said this before, KARMA is a bitch, and Jessicas is on her with a vengence. I just wish she would quit getting so much media coverage. Even now, as she is on the tail end of her career, and the Tony Romo debacle, she is still everywhere. I for one, am sick of seeing her and hope to see less in 2008.

    P.S. I watched your year in review Perez, and thought it was great! Especially the part where you were saying goodbye to the careers of Jessica Simpson, and others. FUNNY!!!!!

  51. Donkeypuncher says – reply to this


    51

    This dumb bitch probably couldn't even be a Cowboys cheerleader!

  52. GOT ACTING? says – reply to this


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    BRAZILLIANT ACTING JESSIE….

  53. GOT ACTING? says – reply to this


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    BRAZILLIANT ACTING JESSIE….

  54. tiff says – reply to this


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    jessy better pay ME to watch it because she has officially sucked in EVERY movie she has been in.
    her career jumped the shark years ago.
    she didn't get the memo.
    she has absolutely no social or artistic value.
    she is to the entertainment industry what the chia pet is to a botanist.

  55. tiff says – reply to this


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    jessy better pay ME to watch it because she has officially sucked in EVERY movie she has been in.
    her career jumped the shark years ago.
    she didn't get the memo.
    she has absolutely no social or artistic value.
    she is to the entertainment industry what the chia pet is to a botanist.

  56. YVR says – reply to this


    56

    HELL FUCK YEAH! That dirty cunt! THAT'S WHAT SHE GETS FOR COMING TO IRVING AND MAKING ROMO LOOSE HIS CONCENTRATION! Dirty SLUT! I FUCKIN HATE HER! She's a fucking joke!

  57. Amit says – reply to this


    57

    Stupid Bitch!!

    I guess Nick was the smart one to leave!!!

    America got brains!!!!

    Praise Britney Spears!!!

    Thank you America for all those dumb "blonds"

    Jamie Lynn - I wish I was your baby daddy!!!

  58. High says – reply to this


    58

    LOL

  59. Ms. Nyc says – reply to this


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    Lol. she's hideous

  60. PAM says – reply to this


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    I FEEL BAD FOR HER. SHE'S A GOOD GIRL. WOW THIS IS JUST INSANE HOW PEREZ HATES HER SO MUCH. JESSICA MUST HAVE SOME KIND OF POWER!

  61. lola says – reply to this


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    it was actually at our $1 theater in my texas town

  62. MrsLauraQ says – reply to this


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    KARMA's a BITCH and so is Jessica! I'm happy to see that she's doing miserably & Nick is happy! Suck on those tities Joe!

  63. sue says – reply to this


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    She really has no talent

  64. Jake says – reply to this


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    Wow…Poppa Joe needs to pick up his game. Get her to suck more cock for better roles. This is beyond sad. MY 11th GRADE MOVIE NIGHT MADE WAY MORE THAN THAT!!!

  65. Jake says – reply to this


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    Wow…Poppa Joe needs to pick up his game. Get her to suck more cock for better roles. This is beyond sad. MY 11th GRADE MOVIE NIGHT MADE WAY MORE THAN THAT!!!!!

  66. Jake says – reply to this


    66

    Wow…Poppa Joe needs to pick up his game. Get her to suck more cock for better roles. This is beyond sad. MY 11th GRADE MOVIE NIGHT MADE WAY MORE THAN THAT!!!!!!!!!

  67. poper scooper says – reply to this


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    have never LAUGHED OUTLOUD on a comment like this….

    48 people. YIIIKES

  68. So Sad says – reply to this


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    That is so so sad.

  69. drew says – reply to this


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    i wonder if she is going to hang herself now?????

  70. www.PresentFromSanta.com says – reply to this


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    I feel better. I guess I wasn't the only one who went to it then.

  71. Steve says – reply to this


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    Perez-watching Most Annoying Celebrities 2007 - You're on it omg! Its great seeing you on brit tv!!

    MO' PEREZ

  72. Jeremy says – reply to this


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    its only cause its only in texas if it were in more theatres other places it would of made alot more money

  73. jessfan says – reply to this


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    Still love Jessica and don't care what you bitches say.

  74. lizzy-liz says – reply to this


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    Perez love you and all that
    but PLEASE tell us what this bitch did or said to you that you did a 360 degree turnabout and went from being her friend one day to hating on her so hard?? What happened? I would love to know….
    PS - if you ever wanna come to berlin contact me - i edit 2 magazines there - 1 is a hell of a hot new fanzine. LOL

  75. John says – reply to this


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    OMG, that bitch dropped Nick, he's such a hotty. She deserves what she gets, karma a bitch. Perez, get a life.

  76. leigh says – reply to this


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    BLAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  77. Karen says – reply to this


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    I know I'll get crap for saying this on a board devoted to the joys of human suffering, but there's only so much bad I see thrown at one human being before I want to cry mercy for them. I really hope she gets some good in her life soon. Only monsters wish suicidal depression on others. And yes, I realize all you computer studs relish that title.

  78. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT FAT BOTOXED FACED IDIOT!

  79. Kate says – reply to this


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    Re: tiff

    That last sentence actually made me laugh out loud. I've never heard her described better.

    God, though, $384? Is that even possible? I *almost* feel sorry for her.

  80. Laura says – reply to this


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    Jessica, you're fucking worthless! Your line of hair extensions is the only semi-redeeming thing about you!

  81. W T F ? says – reply to this


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    Ha Ha Chestica. Karma is a bitch, huh? That's what you get for dumping a nice guy like Nick and letting your father feel you off. Your whole family is sick.

  82. Boo says – reply to this


    82

    let's boooooooooo fatass Simpson! She's box office poison.

  83. Shes no actress says – reply to this


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    Does Jessica think shes a high quality actor??? I hope not.

    She never wanted to be talented, she wanted to be famous, and thats what she is, famous. Sad.

    People used to want to be well known for being talented, now people just want to be well known.

  84. BIGGEST STINKER MOVIE OF ALL TIME says – reply to this


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    This just HAS to be a first. it just HAS to be. you can't get any worse than this and i don't think any other movie had EVER DONE THIS BAD. IT'S JUST NOT POSSIBLE. THERES NO WAY.

  85. stevo says – reply to this


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    Why, oh why isn't movie playing in my town? I want to go and throw my feces at the screen!

  86. whocares says – reply to this


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    oh poor jessica she just needs to give up on the acting thing its not working honey shes like so lost without nick her singing career even died. Her next move will probably be to make a comeback hopefully it won't turn out to be britney style LOL

  87. piazzasbuttplug says – reply to this


    87

    How much would she charge for a blow job?

  88. tash says – reply to this


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    wow… I didnt know movies could perform THAT bad. thats almost unreal.

  89. mary says – reply to this


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    LOSER!

  90. Jodi says – reply to this


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    I personally think that it's very sad for everybody involved. I just watched the trailer on Youtube and I saw that Rachel Leigh Cook was in it, and she's always lovely (a much, MUCH, prettier take on Jessica Alba). The film looks terrible generally, but Jessica Simpson at least seems like a decent human being really, not an actress, but an okay girl, and it's a little harsh.

    ^Jodi

  91. mira says – reply to this


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    Now we are officially presenting the artificially Simpson family!
    Simpson sucks BIG time!

  92. YOMAMA says – reply to this


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    Why do you HATE so much? It must really suck to be you and you must really feel inferior to work so hard at making others seem to suck as much as you.

  93. lj says – reply to this


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    I love it! Ha,ha,ha. I love the picture too! She is so hopelessly talentless she deserves all the ridicule. That is so embarrassing. I read that they had to release it somewhere before going to DVD. Maybe this will make her a "laughing stock" and laugh her out of hollywood and back to Texas to stay but they hate her too.

  94. Olga says – reply to this


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    She can now try porno and for sure she gonna be successful!

  95. nick cant drive 55 says – reply to this


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    time to show some skin to get them in :0

  96. Cece says – reply to this


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    She's the most hated woman in Texas right now.

  97. Juicy J says – reply to this


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    I live in Texas and I LOVE JESSICA SIMPSON! She is hot!
    Fuck everyone else! Fcuk Dallas Cowboys too

  98. Juicy J says – reply to this


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    I live in Texas and I LOVE JESSICA SIMPSON! She is hot!
    Fuck everyone else! Fuck Dallas Cowboys too

  99. Juicy J says – reply to this


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    I live in Texas and I LOVE JESSICA SIMPSON! She is hot!
    Fuck everyone else! Fuck Dallas Cowboys too

  100. BIGGEST STINKER MOVIE OF ALL TIME says – reply to this


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    would they even put it out on DVD when it did this bad?

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