Jessica Simpson's Movie Made Just $384 on Friday!!!
Filed under: Jessica Simpson > Film Flickers
This is quite possibly the biggest bomb of the year!
Jessica Simpson's new film, Blonde Ambition, should have gone direct to DVD. Instead, the stinker got a "vanity run" in 8 theaters in Texas.
Well, as we all know, the people in Texas hate Jessica Simpson these days, and not even fellow Texan Luke Wilson could draw people to the theaters!
Blonde Ambition averaged an embarrassing $48 per screen on Friday for a total box office of $384. Based on an $8 ticket price, that means that 6 people paid to see the movie at each of those theatres, and only 48 people went to see the movie!
That's amazing!
Has any other movie ever performed worse than that??????
Jessica's "star vehicle" will gross just $1,190 this weekend or $149 per location.
Blonde Ambition will be released on DVD in January.
Simpson's next movie, Major Movie Star, is expected to go straight to DVD too.
Merry Christmas!
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wow sweet =]
#1
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!
first?
Jessica, please pack a hairbrush, dahling.
OMG, how hilarious!!
hahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahaha.
amazing.
1st Yay
first!
must be a slow news day
First BiTchESs
train wreck
6-16-07
wow her career really is over LOL
poor Jess she Just cant catch a break
what a dumb stupid whore, and perez you are a fat assed pig!!!
the sad thing is, i dont even kno how it happened, i mean w/ britney spears she jus lost her damn mind and fell off completely but w/ jessica simpson she has never had a 'trainwreck' moment, she just seemed 2 have lost everything like britney without doing anything 'bad' persee. i dunno i guess it jus suxx 2 be her
she's pathetic
Aww poor Jessica
That must be devistating!
I wish her all the best
Maybe restart her singing career?
Merry Christmas Everybody
poor jessica acting is not her thing .
good. she deserves it.
thts relli embarrasing.. id hate 2 be her right now!
haha
LOL
oh god xD
thatz embarassing..(right english?)
omg..i feel sorry 4 her
We have all known for a long time that she should quit making movies. Not sure why it's taking Hollywood so long to figure this out.
Enough Perez pickin on Jessica! Don't ya think it's enough you fat ugly pig!
why the fuck do they keep letting that btch make movies
She needs to really to make a sex tape quick
OMG Perez, you are such a hater. Why are you so preoccupied with putting people down. You call that journalism???? get a life. On the other hand, it is silly to release the movie this time of the year when people are busy with xmas shopping and travel ect. but for real. Stop being such a hater dude!
I FEEL BAD FOR JESSICA…! SHE HAS NOT DONE ANYTHING TO ANYBODY! SHE'S NOT A TRAINWRECK LIKE ALL THE OTHERS…. WHAT'S UP! CAN ANYONE PLEASE EXPLAIN. " I LIKE JESSICA"!
I FEEL BAD FOR JESSICA…! SHE HAS NOT DONE ANYTHING TO ANYBODY! SHE'S NOT A TRAINWRECK LIKE ALL THE OTHERS…. WHAT'S UP! CAN ANYONE PLEASE EXPLAIN. " I LIKE JESSICA"!
Woww,
I thought you were just kidding in the title there, Perez.
But god damn.
Poor Jess.
:|
She shouldn't even try anymore.
haha. good for her
People in Texas are mad at her b/c of the Cowboys game and are blaming her. It's soooo stupid. Even professionals have bad days. I kinda wanted to see that movie. Yeah, she's not a train wreck like the Spears!!!!!
So funny! Who want's to see her in a movie anyway's? She's a singer! Now a days as long as your famous for nothing you can get in a movie!
Old old picture. Perez doesn't want to use a recent photo cause she is looking great. Enough already! Pick on someone your own size Perez like an elephant like yourself!!!!
YES!!!!! This may really be the end for this goofball. Good Riddance
God i've never eevn heard of such a thing. movies can come out and make millions and be considered a flop, but this is the worst i've ever seen for ticket sales. WONDER WHAT HER NEW BOYFRIEND THINKS ABOUT THIS?
Why do people keep putting her in magazines and giving her press? She makes no money. No one should pay her to endorse anything… she doesn't affect consumer spending. If anything she makes people NOT spend money…whether it's an album or a movie. When are major companies going to wake up and see that paying celebrities money to endorse things is like throwing money away? There are only a handful of celebrities that help products sell anymore….and they are NOT Paris, Jessica, Nicole, Lindsey and Britney… WAKE UP PEOPLE. Let's focus on really talented individuals instead of these hot messes…
That's tragic. Stick to your footwear line, Jess, because you're hitting a home run there.
SHOPBlessed.com
thats wicked funny. loves it
FIX THAT FRIGGIN" KYLIE MONOGUE VIDEO. NO MATTER HOWMANY TIMES YOU PAUSE THE DAMN THING IT COMES BACK ON FOR A SEC AGAIN AND AGAIN.
She'd actually do better number$ if she set up a little table in a grocery store like those taste test samplers, and people could pick up a DVD as they rolled by with their turkey filled shopping carts, lol. Her dad could take another grocery store, her mom another, Ashlee and Pete two more…and if ex-Nick and his girlfriend weren't busy, there's two more…
Jess needs to dump her Father and get a real manager. Maybe she could do some music.
you should buy nicole scherzingers new akon produced single puakenikeni which features brick and lace its really good
FIX THE KYLIE MINOGUE VID. IT'S PISSING ME OFF. IT'S DONE IT EVER SINCE YOU POSTED IT AND IT SCARED THE HELL OUTTA ME LATE LAST NIGHT.
i would expect no other reaction to that worthless bag of bad hair. her only "claim to fame" is to have made a complete public spectacle of herself by marrying Lachey, being a pervert-Daddy's little girl. and fucking around on her husband. I say, "Good Riddance to bad rubbish. You're a legend in your own mind, you ignorant, north Texas twat. You've got no more movies lined up so why don't you go back to sixth grade and finish your education. It's over. Actually, it never WAS."
Give her a few more years. She'll be hooked on coke and doing softcore porn on Cinemax.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Couldn't happen to a more deserving cunt! Where's your Pimp Daddy Joe NOW, Jess??!!
Perhaps we should check Ashlee's bedsheets for moisture.
I have to say I saw this coming. Well, who didn't? The girl cannot act, and the only reason she even made these movies is because Papa Joe financed them. I've said this before, KARMA is a bitch, and Jessicas is on her with a vengence. I just wish she would quit getting so much media coverage. Even now, as she is on the tail end of her career, and the Tony Romo debacle, she is still everywhere. I for one, am sick of seeing her and hope to see less in 2008.
P.S. I watched your year in review Perez, and thought it was great! Especially the part where you were saying goodbye to the careers of Jessica Simpson, and others. FUNNY!!!!!
This dumb bitch probably couldn't even be a Cowboys cheerleader!
BRAZILLIANT ACTING JESSIE….
BRAZILLIANT ACTING JESSIE….
jessy better pay ME to watch it because she has officially sucked in EVERY movie she has been in.
her career jumped the shark years ago.
she didn't get the memo.
she has absolutely no social or artistic value.
she is to the entertainment industry what the chia pet is to a botanist.
jessy better pay ME to watch it because she has officially sucked in EVERY movie she has been in.
her career jumped the shark years ago.
she didn't get the memo.
she has absolutely no social or artistic value.
she is to the entertainment industry what the chia pet is to a botanist.
HELL FUCK YEAH! That dirty cunt! THAT'S WHAT SHE GETS FOR COMING TO IRVING AND MAKING ROMO LOOSE HIS CONCENTRATION! Dirty SLUT! I FUCKIN HATE HER! She's a fucking joke!
Stupid Bitch!!
I guess Nick was the smart one to leave!!!
America got brains!!!!
Praise Britney Spears!!!
Thank you America for all those dumb "blonds"
Jamie Lynn - I wish I was your baby daddy!!!
LOL
Lol. she's hideous
I FEEL BAD FOR HER. SHE'S A GOOD GIRL. WOW THIS IS JUST INSANE HOW PEREZ HATES HER SO MUCH. JESSICA MUST HAVE SOME KIND OF POWER!
it was actually at our $1 theater in my texas town
KARMA's a BITCH and so is Jessica! I'm happy to see that she's doing miserably & Nick is happy! Suck on those tities Joe!
She really has no talent
Wow…Poppa Joe needs to pick up his game. Get her to suck more cock for better roles. This is beyond sad. MY 11th GRADE MOVIE NIGHT MADE WAY MORE THAN THAT!!!
Wow…Poppa Joe needs to pick up his game. Get her to suck more cock for better roles. This is beyond sad. MY 11th GRADE MOVIE NIGHT MADE WAY MORE THAN THAT!!!!!
Wow…Poppa Joe needs to pick up his game. Get her to suck more cock for better roles. This is beyond sad. MY 11th GRADE MOVIE NIGHT MADE WAY MORE THAN THAT!!!!!!!!!
have never LAUGHED OUTLOUD on a comment like this….
48 people. YIIIKES
That is so so sad.
i wonder if she is going to hang herself now?????
I feel better. I guess I wasn't the only one who went to it then.
Perez-watching Most Annoying Celebrities 2007 - You're on it omg! Its great seeing you on brit tv!!
MO' PEREZ
its only cause its only in texas if it were in more theatres other places it would of made alot more money
Still love Jessica and don't care what you bitches say.
Perez love you and all that
but PLEASE tell us what this bitch did or said to you that you did a 360 degree turnabout and went from being her friend one day to hating on her so hard?? What happened? I would love to know….
PS - if you ever wanna come to berlin contact me - i edit 2 magazines there - 1 is a hell of a hot new fanzine. LOL
OMG, that bitch dropped Nick, he's such a hotty. She deserves what she gets, karma a bitch. Perez, get a life.
BLAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I know I'll get crap for saying this on a board devoted to the joys of human suffering, but there's only so much bad I see thrown at one human being before I want to cry mercy for them. I really hope she gets some good in her life soon. Only monsters wish suicidal depression on others. And yes, I realize all you computer studs relish that title.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT FAT BOTOXED FACED IDIOT!
Re: tiff –
That last sentence actually made me laugh out loud. I've never heard her described better.
God, though, $384? Is that even possible? I *almost* feel sorry for her.
Jessica, you're fucking worthless! Your line of hair extensions is the only semi-redeeming thing about you!
Ha Ha Chestica. Karma is a bitch, huh? That's what you get for dumping a nice guy like Nick and letting your father feel you off. Your whole family is sick.
let's boooooooooo fatass Simpson! She's box office poison.
Does Jessica think shes a high quality actor??? I hope not.
She never wanted to be talented, she wanted to be famous, and thats what she is, famous. Sad.
People used to want to be well known for being talented, now people just want to be well known.
This just HAS to be a first. it just HAS to be. you can't get any worse than this and i don't think any other movie had EVER DONE THIS BAD. IT'S JUST NOT POSSIBLE. THERES NO WAY.
Why, oh why isn't movie playing in my town? I want to go and throw my feces at the screen!
oh poor jessica she just needs to give up on the acting thing its not working honey shes like so lost without nick her singing career even died. Her next move will probably be to make a comeback hopefully it won't turn out to be britney style LOL
How much would she charge for a blow job?
wow… I didnt know movies could perform THAT bad. thats almost unreal.
LOSER!
I personally think that it's very sad for everybody involved. I just watched the trailer on Youtube and I saw that Rachel Leigh Cook was in it, and she's always lovely (a much, MUCH, prettier take on Jessica Alba). The film looks terrible generally, but Jessica Simpson at least seems like a decent human being really, not an actress, but an okay girl, and it's a little harsh.
^Jodi
Now we are officially presenting the artificially Simpson family!
Simpson sucks BIG time!
Why do you HATE so much? It must really suck to be you and you must really feel inferior to work so hard at making others seem to suck as much as you.
I love it! Ha,ha,ha. I love the picture too! She is so hopelessly talentless she deserves all the ridicule. That is so embarrassing. I read that they had to release it somewhere before going to DVD. Maybe this will make her a "laughing stock" and laugh her out of hollywood and back to Texas to stay but they hate her too.
She can now try porno and for sure she gonna be successful!
time to show some skin to get them in :0
She's the most hated woman in Texas right now.
I live in Texas and I LOVE JESSICA SIMPSON! She is hot!
Fuck everyone else! Fcuk Dallas Cowboys too
I live in Texas and I LOVE JESSICA SIMPSON! She is hot!
Fuck everyone else! Fuck Dallas Cowboys too
I live in Texas and I LOVE JESSICA SIMPSON! She is hot!
Fuck everyone else! Fuck Dallas Cowboys too
would they even put it out on DVD when it did this bad?