It's finally done!
The stated reason for the divorce? "Irreconcilable differences."
Kris and Bruce will share joint custody over Kylie Jenner, but neither will receive spousal support.
The only way to settle this little "feud" is man to man - gay to gay!
Dear Jason Gummi Bear Davis,
It's on bitch!
Thursday, July 19th at 5 PM
Meet Perez outside of Kitson on Robertson Blvd. for a little face-off.
Let's see who can run a mile the
fattest fastest. Then, we can have a hot dog eating competition. And, after we beat your ass, you can take us on a little well-deserved shopping spree.
We should have Harvey Levin from TMZ referee and come up with a tie-break if necessary.
We're not joking, Gum Gum.
See you there or you lose!
P.S. If you come out to watch the girlfight, wear your Team Perez t-shirts!