We Challenge You To A Duel!

The only way to settle this little “feud” is man to man – gay to gay!
Dear Jason Gummi Bear Davis,
It’s on bitch!
Thursday, July 19th at 5 PM
Meet Perez outside of Kitson on Robertson Blvd. for a little face-off.
Let’s see who can run a mile the fattest fastest. Then, we can have a hot dog eating competition. And, after we beat your ass, you can take us on a little well-deserved shopping spree.
We should have Harvey Levin from TMZ referee and come up with a tie-break if necessary.
We’re not joking, Gum Gum.
See you there or you lose!
Perez
P.S. If you come out to watch the girlfight, wear your Team Perez t-shirts!