Don't Drink and Blog!
Filed under: When Celebrities Blog
Guilty of BUI - blogging under the influence!
Washed-up comic Roseanne just posted this crazy rant on her official website, where she talks about Barbara Walters and her desire to shoot someone. Yes, with a gun.
Blogging while drunk! She must do that a lot!
Being shit-faced definitely explains this old post and it also explains this old post too, where she wishes death on even more people.
Dear Roseanne, rehab is you're friend. Get your fat ass there NOW!
This is the "funny" woman's most recent and alarming blog post:
Posted: August 6, 2007 at 9:11 am
I love love love her!
I don't think she was serious. I hope not.
Greatest blog ever. I
Roseanne is the shit! Love her! Crazy as a shit house rat but hey, that's ok. Everyone else in Hollywood denies their craziness, she embraces it!
thats jacked up
whatevs. she is just doing that for attention. well this ain't the 90's lady. you're not affecting anyone, so you'll do anything for a mention anywhere.
she's ok very funny
lol she prob just fucking around
Not that I support what she says, but, unlike other stupid ass celebrities….at least she can spell and use appropriate grammar. (Hellllooooo Courtney, Brit Brit, and Lindsay)
She is pro gun. I like her.
she had it all, then lost it with her sense of humor,
She is quite skinny for someone from North america….aren't most fat?
FIFTH!…what a fucking psycho!
Isn't she bipolar? Then that explains her blog.
MESS!!!
I love Roseanne. How is this alarming? I think about shooting people all of the time.
Well, she is a comedienne…..
I like Rosanne but her blog doesn't shock or suprise me. Have you she her reality show that was canceled a while back? She's freakin' crazy.
I think she's funny. I heart her. Always have, always will.
Roseanne is hilarious! She looks great too! Rock on Roseanne.
Wow she's disgusting and vile. But then again that's how she gets everyone's attention… so YAWN that was really lame you could do better fat ass.
She is a comic…….that is free flowing manic humor….
she is bipolar … duh and obviously in a manic phase….
during that phase writings flow! Get a life and embrace her humor…she's funny….didn't you get the PIGS and her omnipotent narcissism and paranoia……
better than nasty rosie.
she has always been a crazy ass trailer park white trash jew! She needs serious help!
atleast it isnt rosie.
Another talent gone to waste.
You know, she & Perez would make a cute couple. She obviously needs to get laid. Perez please take one for the team.
She was making fun of the fact that we have that freedom… the freedom to shoot anyone trespassing on a your own property. Come on, Perez… are you nothing more than a pretty face?
my hero biatch! at least she said she would hate to see people suffer…lol.
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Hey Perez, why don't you stumble on over to Roseanne's house.
Oh people. She's a comic!!! She is kidding! If you take that seriously, you should be shot by Ro right between the butt cheeks!
i think she's freakin funny. mental or not.
Who knows maybe its not even her that posted the crap
ok. that shit really was crazy. she sound like Michael Savage, and that is just trouble waiting to happen
I DONT THIS WILL POST ITS A TEST,, AND I THOUGHT ROSEANNE WAS A NICE LOOKING BLACK WOMEN TILL I RELIZED IT WAS HER,,OY
Doesn't sound like she is drunk to me but over the top and funny which is a typical Roseanne. Love her
I DONT THIS WILL POST ITS A TEST,, AND I THOUGHT ROSEANNE WAS A NICE LOOKING BLACK WOMEN TILL I RELIZED IT WAS HER.oyyy
Dear Perez,
Grammar is obviously not YOUR friend. Get your fat ass back to third grade NOW!
I read somewhere ….in a book or magazine article…..anyway….I read that Tom Arnold is/was very afraid of Roseanne and that he felt she was capable of murder. When they were going through their divorce (and these comments were made years later) he said that she ask for a meeting with him and that he met w/her (I think on her plane at the airport if I'm not mistaken) He claims to have been terrified. He was afraid that she was going to have him murdered & dispose of his body. Really weird. He even stated that "Roseanne knows people that could make this happen" I think she even threatened to have him killed didn't she? I love Roseanne's comedy BUT I definitely think this lady has some mental health issues. She definitely should NOT be allowed to purchase a firearm!
crazy fat bitch needs a job!
#23:
What the hell does being a Jew have to do with this?
She keeps it REAL. I'll shoot anyone who tries to break into my place. Are you going to say I need rehab for shooting a burglar/rapist/thief? I'll say you're crazy as hell!
$5 says she got her account hacked.
Shes a comedian!!!!! Thats what she does for a living. And dont you think if she was drunk she'd have a shitload of typos???? She kicks ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
did she say past mental illness? what about thepresent mental illness? jesus she needs help!!!
"Barbara Walters is well over one hundred years old. She is all head, like Joan Rivers. I am only at the pee in your pants stage old ladyism, but look forward to forward to having a huge" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! All hail Rosanne!
Maybe she's crazay, maybe she's crazayayay, maybe she's crazay, just like me-e-e, e-e-e-e!
hahahah. brilliant!!!
Man that's some funny shit for real.
LOVE YA ROSEANNE…!!!!!!!!!!!
Awww, come on, she was being sarcastic. That is what she do!
Well I am drunk right now and blogging, I don't want to shoot anyone. Unless you count myself! Only joking!!
She's just misunderstood
xxxxx
At least her grammar is better than "you're"s.
Yeah…she's definately on something. But she's hilarious, drunk or not!!!
Every time Roseanne feels herself slipping down another letter on the celebrity alphabet list, I think she's a triple D lister these days, she comes up with some whacked out bullshit about how her father molested her with a pizza cutter while wearing Wellies and singing God Save the Queen, or one of her ex-husbands abused her by bowing down with the left knee and not the right. She's a bit beyond pathetic these days, innit?
I think she is hilarious! Her "Republican" pro NRA comments on gettin' a gun cracked me up. And I always thought Roseanne was a Democrat…..hahahahaha….
come on!! that was damn FUNNY!!
Wow she speaks the truth…Barbara Walters is a CUNT!!!!
PEREZ do guys eat your ass?…What happens if Trans-Fats become
band in Cuntafornia, will Roseanne have to put you down.
Your head is big enough I'm sure she won't need her glasses to
get a Fatal Headshot….But I guess you don't mind a good shot in the mouth anyway.
HELLO PEOPLE-get a clue??? This is not real-I live in Hawaii and it is only 6:15 am on Aug 6th right now and I am reading this Roseanne Blog that says it is 7:48 am then another blog entry at 8:07 pm. Impossible to have written something when the date and time have yet to happen. Come on..the sun is barely up.
I know this shouldn't be funny, but LoL'd until I peed in my pants. I'm only 37! lol
This is fake.
Don't pity her, she's fucking awesome, let her become the crazy old lady, she's earned it!
your a fat ass perez! why call her one???????? she has lost weight
Roseanne is hilarious! She's only fucking around you stupid ass. Unlike you, she's very funny and has earned a couple hundred million dollars from being funny. Do you even know what standup comedy is? These blog entries of hers all read just like one of her routines, and they're all pretty funny. She is AWESOME and will probably find another television project in the future, whereas you are already yesterday's news.
i actually like her. She looks good, and its not like she ever has to work again. If she blogs once every ten years, we should consider ourselves lucky to get even that.
COOOK COOOO!
Hose-Beast!!!!!!!
At least she does not drink and dial, like me.DUI ,dialing under the influence!!!!!
i think she is hilarious. i'm totally coming over.
I think it's funny, she's always been loopy so it doesn't mean that she was drunk when she wrote ALL of those posts!
This is just tooo funny for words!!! Hahahahah!!!!
The woman is brilliant!
Wow. She seems to reeely have some issues. I'm glad I'm not her neighbor.
But ya have to admit the bitch is funny.
lmfao that was so FUNNY!!!
I LOVE ROSEANNE LOL LOL LOL
Brit Brit + fast forward about 30 years = Roseanne
Seriously, she ALWAYS speaks this way. She goes from one subject to the other. No way I'd spell this good if I were drunk so I doubt she is that wasted. She's just nuts, but it got her the millions she has earned. What can ya say?!!
Lol what a whacko
OH PLEASE KEEP WRITING…..BEST DAMN SHIT ,SENSE AVRIL'S RECORD BOMBED!!!!…HAHA…Damn im funny too….anyways….love it!!
She isn't drunk! Her sentences are to lucid, and the punctuation and grammar too good. Roseanne is crazy, and she's being crazy here. Perez, you need to lighten up. Have one of the drinks that Roseanne didn't.
ROSEANNE ROCKS!
WHAT KIND OF HOMO PEREZ ARE YOU ? DONT YOU GET HER ?
SHE IS ONE FUNNY FUCK!!!
OH AND BTW.. SHE HAPPENS TO RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING!!!!
GAY MAN. AND BOY DO I GET ROSEANNE !!
Is it just me….I think she's still frickin' hilarious. Dunno, I love her humor, Crikey that's why she used to be no.1. Rock on Rosie, I think your cool as a cuecumber!
haha that shit was funnyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! good thing it was in text form the rant. cuz i cant stand her nasaly voice but it was funnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Roseanne is fucking hilarious! She says whatever she thinks and I love her. She does hate Tom Arnold for whatever reasons and she is real. Crazy or not I look forward to her next project. Rock on Roseanne! Out of all of the comments the one that makes me think that R didn't write this is the remark about B. Walters even though many of us are thinking about how big her head has become in the last few years. I believe she is closer to 80
She must be working on new material. She is extremely tongue-in-cheek, incredibly bright, and typical of 70's and 80's pothead humour.
Her 'Blonde and Bitchin' DVD hysterical, baby boomers will 'get' it.
"Past mental illnesses" - Hahaha.
Girl, please! Don't apologzie…we love your craziness…your kind of craziness we can deal with…it's not like you were driving…so what if you want to sit on a beach with a few beers?
Lighten up you fat fuck…she is joking. Go color your hair now…..
She's hilarious. I love dark comedy. >:D
I'm right there with you honey!!!
LOVE her. Always have, always will. I thought I was the only one who MySpaced while drinking - ha ha, too funny!!!! Wino-up Roseanne!
What in the hell is she doing on a god dam computer!!!
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