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What recently fired celebrity assistant is backstabbing her former employer? The conniving former employee had a hand in selling and profiting from certain pictures that ran in celebrity magazines worldwide last week. The fired ASSistant, who signed a confidentiality agreement, is also talking ("anonymously") to the tabs this week too. What a slag!

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80 comments to “Not So Blind Item”

  1. donkey says – reply to this


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    ???

  2. Diane says – reply to this


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    Umm…that slimeball "friend" Ali Sims?

  3. bambi says – reply to this


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    oh no you didn't

  4. Tenniel says – reply to this


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    Hmmm….

  5. Kristen Dei from LA (Louisiana that is) says – reply to this


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    Is it the Funk girl that was cool with Slutney Spears for a minute there? I sure hope so…Hey! Maybe K-Fed's attorney should put her on the stand to testify against B-diggity! That would rocks our socks!

  6. lucyjuicie says – reply to this


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    hmmm don't know

  7. alex says – reply to this


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    first

  8. www.trapitossucios.com says – reply to this


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    Oh C'mon.. is it Lindsay Cokehan's ex assistant or is it Britney's Manny?

  9. safaa says – reply to this


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    FIRST UMM WHO?

  10. texas says – reply to this


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    1st ???

  11. miss liss says – reply to this


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    TACKAY!!

  12. Meeyo says – reply to this


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    Love you Perez!

  13. Charlotte says – reply to this


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    shannon funk..or whatever her name was! britneys assistant!

  14. kay says – reply to this


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    mizzzzz shannon funk!

  15. amber says – reply to this


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    First

  16. ryguy says – reply to this


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    First

  17. Kiwwi says – reply to this


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    Brittney SPears!

  18. hai says – reply to this


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    BRITNEY'S Ex-ASSISTANT! The one that brought more trouble than help!

  19. Melle says – reply to this


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    Ali Sims…duh

  20. LIZ says – reply to this


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    aSSLEE SIMPSON???

  21. Britt says – reply to this


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    Britney Spears!

  22. Shannon Funk says – reply to this


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    Shannon Funk

  23. jack says – reply to this


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    It is angelina jolie's assistant that flubbed the bd party

  24. perez Es Feo says – reply to this


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    Oh shut up Perez. If she was speaking to you you wouldn't have a problem.

    Fat ugly pig.

  25. SandraB says – reply to this


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    totally Shannon Funk– Simms is not talking til she gets a record deal. Funk is a total whore. Brit hired her cause she thought she'd help her hook up with gay guys at Deux.

  26. meltz911 says – reply to this


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    RANCID "Sammy the beard" RONSON

  27. lostgirl says – reply to this


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    Who?

  28. www.trapitossucios.com says – reply to this


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    I feel like an ass.. yeah it must've been that 1 minute attention whore Shitney Spears hired that sold those topless pics…

  29. jenn says – reply to this


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    ASS istant? I'm guessing Ashley Simpson, or ASSlee Simpson as Perez would like to call her?

  30. travelgirl says – reply to this


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    When is Perez coming back?

  31. Steve says – reply to this


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    that fucking cunt shannon funk.

  32. Fuck you says – reply to this


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    Shannon Funk.

  33. Silly Perez says – reply to this


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    you all are so stupid he tells you in the pose before this about her getting serve.

  34. vain says – reply to this


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    ITS THAT WHITE TRASH LOOKING TRASHIE JUNK…….I MEAN FUNK….YEAH. BRITNEY WAS ONLY FRIENDS WITH HER CUZ FUNK KNEW WHERE TO BUY THE DRUGS……….DUH ISNT IT OBVIOUS

  35. mt says – reply to this


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    Riiiiight, the same slag you were willingly and gleefully about to interview before she backed out on your fat ass. Yeah, she's a lowlife, but… so are you. Sucks.

  36. Pebbles36 says – reply to this


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    Sure Perez, like you're not creaming yourself for this kind of news?!

  37. getitrite says – reply to this


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    I knew that Funk ho was trouble the minute I saw her!!! serves Brit right for having NO common sense!!!!

  38. meltz911 says – reply to this


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    Good! Someone needs to get those kids away from her stupid ass!

  39. ryno says – reply to this


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    That skank is a low life she ain't got no money thats whay she selling those pics. She only got her pu-tang to offer up for sale………….

  40. Julie says – reply to this


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    Shannon F*ck face/thief.

  41. Susan says – reply to this


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    has to be angelina's assistant. she probably leeked those photos from ange's kid's b'day bash…cunt. no one wrong's angelina!!!

  42. NIKNAK says – reply to this


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    SHANNON FUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  43. Rash Manly says – reply to this


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    SHUT THE FUNK UP!

  44. Silver says – reply to this


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    Wow - what a bitch.

    myspace.com/silversideband

  45. You know you want it... says – reply to this


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  46. ohiknow says – reply to this


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    Oh it is most definitly LIndsey Lohan's assistant.

  47. P.H. says – reply to this


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    Hey everyone!!! Keep Guessing!!
    www.myspace.com/crazydancerslife

  48. steven says – reply to this


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    oh god what a tease…..you know its someone boring like naomi campbell…must be a slow day.

  49. correctamundo says – reply to this


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    It's the chick Bratney was jumping out of the water with on the beach….
    you know… the one that was "behind all of her problems"

    Like, ohmigod y'all - she ruined britney's life

  50. Kate H. says – reply to this


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    lindsay lohans assistant!!!!! i think. pretty sure though.

  51. bbrg86 says – reply to this


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    its deifnatley brad and angelina's assistant, there were pictures of maddox's birthday all over those mags this week! i only know this cause i work at safeway and read them on my spare time….hahah..i hope im right!

  52. Marie says – reply to this


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    umm duh people. did you NOT just read 2 posts down? or does common sense just elude you?

  53. Narcissistic Bitch says – reply to this


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    I'm sure being brit brit's assistant would be oodles of fun…winstons, les deux, chateau marmot and spoon feeding sean p & tater tot, making cheeto & fanta runs at 5 am to feed her ever growing ass and thighs …. what fucking fun !!! I'd be selling the DIRT to to tabs if I had to put up with babysiting that f'n trainwreck and her kids…making sure her weaveguard was in place and trying to leep her from showing her twat to the entire world…bitch gotta get paid !!! Dumb ass brit made the bad choice of hiring the FUNK …time to pay the price. Look everyone knows FederFuck is gonna get those kids in the end ! don't screw with mark vincent kaplan with that super joo-joo on federfucks side that daiseyduke wearing, gum smacking, lollipop slurpin (i'm sure thats not all shes suckin or slurpin on) kid dropping, woo-ha flashing wreck is gonna finally get what she deserves…..Federfuks nanny raising her booboos !!! bitch had it all and now…..she's soooooooo fucked !! some of the saddest * stupidest shit I ever have seen. Dude im from the south so I can comment on my own kind and she's so freakin trailer park it's sad !!

    dirty dirty dirty

  54. FlareGun says – reply to this


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    Ah hell, Perez, yeah she's a dirty ho-bag but she's taking a dirty ho-bag down in the process of being…you know…a dirty ho-bag. You're just as obnoxious as someone like your motherfuckin Beverly Hills Cock but at least you're offending someone who deserves it as opposed to just idley blasting someone…though you do that too. Perez= the devil himself!

  55. Craig Romney is Gay!!!! says – reply to this


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  56. garth nylus says – reply to this


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    whoever it is needs two in the pink and one in the stink! LOL.

  57. erin says – reply to this


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    brit, obvi.

  58. BritneyisAmazing says – reply to this


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    Gosh Perez…for a person who supposedly hates Britney Spears so much you sure do obsess over her quite a bit. I guess selling your soul for fame makes you do things like that, huh?

  59. JohnnyLawEsq says – reply to this


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    Cacee Cobb… WTF???

  60. Nycole says – reply to this


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    Team KEVIN!!!

  61. AussieBEE says – reply to this


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    To - #55 - Narcissistic Bitch

    HAHAHAHA! Wow that was a funny post. You go girl! - FederFUCK!?! LOVE IT!

  62. ..... says – reply to this


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    FUCK HER COUSIN!
    WASN'T SHE JUST OUT WITH HER?
    THAT IS SOME BS!
    I THINK THAT SHE SHOULD SUE THESE SCUM MAGS, AND HER COUSIN!
    IF THIS IS TRUE!

  63. winnie says – reply to this


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    come on ppl "slag"?
    must be somoene British.
    plus, i thought Britney's assitant didn't sign a confidentiality agreement.
    Amy Winehouse, Sienna Miller or Lily Allen maybe?

  64. Cece says – reply to this


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    Shannon Funk. It better be good.

  65. Just Sayin' says – reply to this


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    Y'all know that Perez posts these like right next to the answers… or close to the answers… for instance, the entry right UNDER this one is about Brit and Funk… true cuntiness!

    All these cunts deserve each other! BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

  66. you ass says – reply to this


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    Oh shut the fuck up, Perez! You're so righteous suddenly? Puh-leeze!

    If this is Britney's ex-asst., then let the poor girl talk! I'm sure she's been through hell with that skank! Anyone who still has loyalty to that skank is beyond stupid and misguided. Plus, if she didn't talk, what in the world would you have to rag on. You're such a effin' hypocrite ass sometimes!

  67. Adrianna says – reply to this


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    Perez is not a theif! to prove it post this on everywhere to prove he is not go perezie!
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  68. Lindsay says – reply to this


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    Shannon Funk!!! Read it on People.com…

    Put Brit Brit in Rehab and take her kids and give them to Lynne Spears… Neither Kevin nor Britney should have those kids!!

  69. Baby Rasta says – reply to this


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    Shannon funk oh oh oh

  70. Hello Kitty says – reply to this


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    I hope someone gets a lawyer and drains every dime that the slag in questionwas given for their BS tales.

  71. Bisou says – reply to this


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    the Funkster??? perez you had her pegged as trouble from the beginning…but so did i….

  72. opi says – reply to this


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    LINDSAY'S former assistant.

  73. courtney says – reply to this


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    miss funky herself

  74. kk says – reply to this


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    shannon funk!

  75. Eliann says – reply to this


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    Hmmmm……Shannon Funk, Brit's ex-assistant, perhaps????? Britney should sue the bitch

  76. America says – reply to this


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    J-lo?

  77. Katie says – reply to this


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    That ugly shit-stain Shannon Funk!

  78. Chickiedoodle says – reply to this


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    Your fat ugly self wouldn't have a "career" without these so-called slags. Idiot.

  79. Jennifer says – reply to this


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    Shannon Funk is telling ALL!!!!!!! Could it get any better? I'm sure it can. And from what I hear she has been served with papers too and so has the ex bodyguard/boy toy/manny.

  80. ML says – reply to this


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    We want the FUNK (or at least Brit Brit did).