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Showgirls Ain't Got Nothing On This Shiz!
Filed under: Paris Hilton > Film FlickersAfter watching the trailer for Paris Hilton's new film, one thing is blatantly obvious. This shiz is an instant camp classic!
It's sooooo cheesy. But in a really good way.
REPO! The Genetic Opera is like Phantom on crack - and it even stars Sarah Brightman.
They must have paid her in cookies and coke!
In addition to Paris and the original Christine, the film also stars Paul Sorvino, Billy Moseley, Alexa Vega and Anthony Head.
It is soooo wonderfully camp. We've watched the trailer like five times already. We love it!
Click here to check it out.
Posted: October 24, 2007 at 4:24 pm
paris should stick to the porn..
buffy musical rip off anyone?
first bitch
What the fuck was that?
That's the suckiest trailer I've ever seen! And..not in a good way.
LOL FIRST
first…i think
boo paris!
wtf
first???????????????
Where is paris?
straight to dvd
hahahahaha
haha FIRST
First?
Why do you never hate on Paris like you used to back in the day?
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oh my god. They're not even singing in tune!
What an idiot!!!!
This is stupid!
Re: Alma –
because he's friends with paris now and is kissing her ass! perez is a sell out
This is a joke, right? How could Sarah Brightman actually lower herself to do such a piece of shit? Oh wait… Lionsgate is backing it… I get it now.
you've got to be kidding. what a waste of money. looks fucking stupid. fuck paris. she looks like a man.
Damn, that was BAD!! Is that Parasite you can hear singing, is she the one in the black wig? I need to go and disinfect my ears..
I AGREE WITH #4. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!! LOL, I CANT FUCKIN STOP LAUGHING. THAT JUST MADE MY DAY
Yawn….
how did paul sorvine get roped into a movie with the likes of that herpes ridden whore? she really should stick to porn..
YUCK, "PLASTIC SURGERY GONE WRONG" FACE CANT ACT! dont insult camp by trying to put this crap in there!
mmmmmm is that actually paris?im mixed up here lol btw it was disgusting
Hey Perez….you fat fuck……you call me yet?
OMG It´s awful!!! Horrible and NOT in a good way!!!
Really really bad!! How can anybody like this peace of shit???
Well….since Paris Hilton is involved you could´t expect anything better !
0 out of 10.
perez has to lie to gwt the scoop now!
he posted a story about michelle rodriguiz doing drugs at a club,with him as a witness.perez said she made lots of trip to bathroom-
once MR read that she went and took a drug test-all NEGATIVE!
MR is the shit!
perez tell us about your two or three lawsuits-your getting sued right?
one suit is by a DJ with last name ronson-the other is by a record company.
hmmm
KARMA IS A BITCH!
yes i read your column-i used to enjoy it!
I reserve judgment. The music sounds cool and Sarah Brightman is Fabulous. I THINK IT'S GOING TO DO WELL.
I reserve judgment. The music sounds cool and Sarah Brightman is Fabulous. I THINK IT'S GOING TO DO WELL.
I reserve judgment. The music sounds cool and Sarah Brightman is Fabulous. I THINK IT'S GOING TO DO WELL.
Paris is the one at 0:37 and 1:10
I personally think she sounds awesome!
WTF was that?
Oh dear God, Paris' voice makes my ears bleed. Why do producers keep hiring her, she's got no talent whatsoever, and even though the movie does look bad in a good way, I wouldn't even want to see it because Paris is in it. Showgirls is still the best worst movie ever.
Who is that shiteous singer? Is it Paris???
That is the worst shit I have ever, ever seen. That shit sucks…and NOT in a campy cool way. The way that sucks shit.
Hey thats Anothy Stewart Head from Buffy!! Ill go see this crap now. And man Paris can NOT sing, good lord!
That looks weird and awsome at the same time. I'm not sure.
OMG! What the hell was that? Paris should stick to what she knows best: partying, sucking pee pee, and well, what else does she do best?
what in the hell??
Earth to fat fat fuck, please stop sucking up to Paris, then again you to completely worthless, talentless assholes should go fuck your yourselves.
EWWW That was digusting bad
WTF- they want people to pay to see this!!!?? They are on crack
This is a joke. Right?
WTF is right- they actually want people to PAY $ to see this shit? They are on crack
you are pariswhipped. you douche.
WHAT THE HELL??
If this was AVRIL, and not PARIS, you would be BASHING IT. I honestly used to like your site - but you have clearly lost all integrity. You continually ignore reader comments and have stopped reporting the truth in exchange for showcasing your favorite "celebrities."
shit is wack, and paris hilton is fucking ugly…no tits no ass.long as nose…can you spell ugly?? lolol
Is it just me or does this site suck some severe asshole latley! I come once a week and can catch all the updates in a matter of the 5 pages at the bottom, the stories are sooo fucking boring *YAWNS* and Perez's commentary is even starting to seem blah to me! Get with it Perez! Or my Once a week visits will turn into none at all…
omg what in hevens name was the guy how made this movie smoking ?? this is even worse than her sex tape loll bad bad bad
Its a fucking musical. Many of you fucking retards have no appreciation for this type of movie. It is not bad. It is just different. And most of you fucking losers are bashing this movie just because of the fact that Paris Hilton is in it. You guys are fucking stupid and need to grow up. This will be a classic like The Rocky Horror Picture Show. People underestimated that movie too and it became a huge hit with a big fan base. So people should just fuck off. It is just a 2 minute trailer. You guys are so shalle and stupid.
i'm confused. was that even real? this can't be real.
wtf??
enough said.
HOW could Sarah Brightman do this do herself! UGH!!
The trailer… Really blows.
But in a good way Perez you're right this time!
is this the video for the new Spice Girls song?
I was on the set of REPO The Opera last week. I was an extra on the set and we all had to pretend and react to scenes where Paris should have been in but wasn't because she just WASN'T. Apparently some of the extras that where there the night before got to watch Paris lip synch her way through a few musical numbers but it was soo awful that even with the track playing behind her she was booo'd. That's rough! Because of the booing they had to reshoot everything the following day with new extras… more Roughness!
On the up side everyone said that at the end of the day she was very friendly to all of the extras and came to say hello in our holding room.
My shoot MINUS Paris was cool. The look and atmosphere and props are amazing. It's definately creepy and very sexual… it's a nice balance thought. It's very ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOWesque!
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Alexa Vega was almost naked and very seductively dancing and rubbing up agains some other half naked young girls. I just checked her age on IMDB to make sure she was over 18 because I was feeling a little weird about watching her like that on stage. From Spy Kids to Striptease. I believe her outfit was made of gauze…she had a bit of gauze hidding the important parts… it was pretty out there.
Paul Sorvino was great and cracking jokes the entire time but when he got annoyed which could happen pretty frequently his face went from funny man to mob guy in an instant. Another thing I noticed was that he was a lot more fragile then I thought. He had two young guys help him on and off stage (about 3 small steps) and they ran a chair up to the stage (our scene was in an opera house) for him to sit between takes and he even needed help getting in and out of the chair. He's also calling the shots. At one point he got mad and complained about not being able to hear his cue in the song and freaked until they did things his way. I'm not sure how his lip singing is going to look on camera either as he was a few words behind in every take I noticed.
Re: Christina –
amen. i'm beginning to hate this site. perez is a sell out
Re: Christina –
amen. i'm beginning to hate this site. perez is a sell out
Re: Katrina – And to add that the movie itself probably sucks beyond the good suck…
Nivek Ogre and Bill Moseley pretty much stole the show… they were performing whether the cameras were rolling or not. Very fun to watch and fantastic on every take … if this movie is even slightly popular it will probably be due to these two characters.
This was my first time on a movie set and although it was great to see how it all worked I don't think that i'll be doing this again any time soon. Long day and VERY repetative.
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Perez you sound like you are still kiss assing Parasites ass. From what I have read from some of the gossip sites not too many people like the trailer.
Re: Lexy –
A CLASSIC?!?!?!?!?! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Katrina – I mean even the good suck is beyond the bad suck which is beyond suck.
omg…poor paul sorvino
Lexy you're the idiot! This thing looks and sounds like shit! And ya most of us hate that stupid bitch Paris and won't watch it because of her being in it, and WE HAVE A RIGHT TO OUR OPINIONS, you stupid skank!
This is terrible!! I cannot believe Paul Sorvino would lower himself to be in this picture.
I'm not gonna lie… I'm rather intrigued. I like musicals. It's just so random that Sarah Brightman is in this :/
WTF?!!!
Didn't pick out Paris or Sarah Brightman. That DEFINITELY wasn't Sarah singing. Who ever was singing sucks… hard.
that was CRAPTASTIC!!
Re: PlainJane –
I know, WTF, sarah brightman? Wait, what does the Lionsgate backing have to do with it. Did the poor girl sign some kind of contract with the studio?
If the movie's filled with kind of campy sh*t, then this has the potential to be a classic camp comedy that wasn't meant to be a comedy.
Well you just confirmed it,Perez, you are officially Paris Hiltons bitch!!
This piece of shit is never going to be a camp classic. That's a horrible insult to The Rocky Horror Picture Show! It's just going to remain a piece of shit. Mostly because that shitty "actress/singer" Paris Hilton is in it.
God Perez, you're such an ass-kissing tool sometimes.
is this a joke???? seriously..
Yeah, this trailer just sucks…….. not in a good way.
Ok, I might think Perez is a shill and a sellout, but he's the only blogger who gets the definition of "camp" (and the only one not dissing a movie because someone he doesn't like is in it) so I have to support him.
And for all the haters, know this: Repo! was a stage show before it was a movie, and the stage show was absolutely brilliant. I have my doubts about whether the movie will live up to it, but if its have as fun and inventive as the stage show, it'll be really good. So hold your breath til we get some more info, cause you could very well be eating your own words when this thing comes out.
Love and Respect,
dB, the Voice of reason
PS: Btw, Paris' character is Heather (now Amber) Sweet, a shallow, untalented, plastic surgery obsessed, drug addicted, famous for being famous heiress to a family fortune who has a stupid dream of being an actress. If you ask me, *that* bit of casting was kindof brilliant.
where was paris???
Also, I find it funny that on the blogs where this movie was panned by said bloggers, the comments section was filled with people completely psyched to see the movie. Methinks disagreeing with entertainment bloggers is becoming a new pasttime.
Never heard of it before, but I want to watch it now. High of course, not sober.
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? OMG GILES. I don't even know what to say about this.
I am not going to watch it purely because paris is in it
Jessica Alba has herpes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All together now, WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
all i have to say is wtf was that?… i think they should just send paris hilton to the moon and leave her there
Of course you like it - you like anything that has to do with Paris. If it was Nicole Richie you would be hating!
Absolutely a cult classic! I can't wait to see it! I don't give a crap about Paris….. this movie is gonna rock!
You will all be satisfied to know that Paris Hilton plays the role of Amber Sweet. Amber is shallow and untalented. She is obsessed with plastic surgery and is addicted to drugs. She is famous for being an heiress to a family fortune and dreams of becoming an actress. They had no choice but to cast Paris Hilton. She was born to play this role. It is sort of a biography of her life.
are you fucking kidding me?????????????? i decided that i am going to be a celebrity…i will be famous for killing paris hilton.
You saw this trailer 5 times? Really? Get a hobby.
This looks so bad! I can't wait to see it!!! But Anthony! What The Hell! You were so cool in Buffy.
Fun…looks like another Rocky Horror! We all know how bad that is!
A masterpiece… best film ever made
You Paris haters will end up in this movie for all eternity when you die. I have spoken.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! OMG I needed that good laugh, thanks!
A worldwide epidemic encourages a biotech company to launch an organ-financing program similar in nature to a standard car loan. The repossession clause is a killer, however.
Hmm. Interesting premise … unfortunately, there is not much hope for anything with Paris Hilton attached to it. Was that her wretched screeching I heard during that clip? Jesus.
only you would like this. this is absolute horrible bullshit.
Paris can take a dump in Perez' mouth and he would love it. No surprise here…if he likes the crap she is in.