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No Christmas For Lola!

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Madonna is a strict disciplinarian!

Not only are her kids - including daughter Lourdes (above) - prohibited from watching much (if any) TV and eating junk food, but they also don't celebrate Christmas.

"We canceled Christmas a few years ago," her Madgesty's husband, Guy Ritchie, reveals. "Stopped all the presents. And ever since [we] stopped the presents, we're are actually enjoying it."

Bummer!

Hopefully their children, being raised Kabbalist, at least celebrate Hanukkah!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

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862 comments to “No Christmas For Lola!”

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  1. oprah says – reply to this


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    hey, first!!

  2. mambo boy says – reply to this


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    holy crap …nice monobrow and tache combination!

  3. stl says – reply to this


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    When she starts plucking and waxing, she's gonna be a KNOCKOUT. Until then, leave her alone. She's just a kid.

  4. sarah says – reply to this


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    Not to sound mean, but this girl seriously needs some eyebrow AND lip waxing!

  5. Wtf says – reply to this


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    She has really bad facial hair

  6. Alanna says – reply to this


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    I knew it was coming. Haha. Guhross!

  7. blair says – reply to this


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    omg perez. no comment about the massive unibrow??? Come on now. I rely on you to say the mean things that i think about - that way Im guilt free bc you said it first.

  8. whoa says – reply to this


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    WHOA! Check out that unibrow!!

  9. haha says – reply to this


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    lol@ unibrow

  10. mrs. ramirez says – reply to this


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    good, theyre already spoiled as fuck.

  11. sarah says – reply to this


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    maybe lola can get an eyebrow wax for hanukkah then at least. yikes.

  12. nicole says – reply to this


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    canceled christmas? that girl needs some waxing…..

  13. rachel says – reply to this


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    first..?

  14. Kim says – reply to this


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    get a wax girl.

  15. Julie says – reply to this


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    WAX THOSE EYEBROWS - GOOD LORDES

  16. Lourdes's Unibrow says – reply to this


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    Nice Uni-brow and Mustache.

  17. Alanna says – reply to this


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    Madonna is probably so strict because she doesn't want her kids to turn out like her o.O

  18. Erica H says – reply to this


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    Madonna is a jackass…she should take the kidos to Tom's house on Christmas…they can share thier empty faith in water and Science. I mean fuck the birth of a savior…they are stars!!!

  19. jppppppp says – reply to this


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    WAX THAT SHIT

  20. Lauren says – reply to this


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    Will someone please wax her fucking eyebrows!!!!!!!!!!!

  21. T-Meister says – reply to this


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    Madonna is a bitch.

    Also, can't she do something about those eyebrows?

  22. Trish says – reply to this


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    Uh..:X

  23. andrea says – reply to this


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    are they against waxing those eyebrows and mustache too?

  24. Kay says – reply to this


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    I hope her Madgesty introduces her daughter to some eyebrow waxing! (poor thing with unibrow)

  25. jubilee says – reply to this


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    and now we all see why you asked about the unibrow/mustache. posting in a separate entry was genius, though. the haters can't bash you for hating on kids. ;) i get it.

  26. NPO Johnny says – reply to this


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    OMG Look at that horrendous UNIBROW!!!! Is she going to be the next Rumer Willis?

    UGH Madonna doesnt make good looking childfren…mind you she herself is FUGLY so it doesn't surprise me.

  27. CrystalHasAnOpinion says – reply to this


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    They need to get her eyebrows waxed down the middle…I'm surprised Madonna allows that…MATERIAL GIRL, REMEMBER?!

  28. jazzicat2 says – reply to this


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    ummm unibrow and hairy lip. madonna groom your beautiful daughter!

  29. james says – reply to this


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    Someone please pluck that girls eyebrows!

  30. Ashley says – reply to this


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    is this what you meant when you asked if it was worse for a girl to have a unibrow or hair on her lip??
    eek..i never imagined both!!!

  31. Sticky says – reply to this


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    Seriously, can Madonna not afford to get this poor girl a decent wax job?? Or is that also against her religion?

  32. Dre says – reply to this


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    Mother of God that's a hairy little girl!

  33. fuck you says – reply to this


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    damn that girl needs an eyebrow wax and an upper lip wax while shes at it.

  34. caitlin says – reply to this


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    Nice 'stash and unibrow! Geez, can't her Mother at least get her a wax???

  35. Amber says – reply to this


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    seriously….she needs to wax

  36. rachel says – reply to this


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    Someone get some waxing strips for that poor kid…!!

  37. Robin says – reply to this


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    Sheesh!
    Beautiful, but dag, that unibrow and stash.

  38. Robin says – reply to this


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    Sheesh!
    Beautiful, but dag, that unibrow and stash.

  39. Rob says – reply to this


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    I think it is time for an eyebrow wax.

  40. Seymour says – reply to this


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    holy unibrow!

  41. jhgjg says – reply to this


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    first

  42. her Majesty says – reply to this


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    That just goes to show that Madge is a fucking bitch.

  43. dina says – reply to this


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    this girl is amazingly pretty but she needs some waxing

  44. KEKELALA says – reply to this


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    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX

  45. Beth says – reply to this


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    someone take that child and get her eyebrows waxed!

  46. mon says – reply to this


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    monobrow!

  47. Lady Stardust says – reply to this


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    For God's sake someone wax that child.

  48. Pedro says – reply to this


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    Girlfriend's gotta wax that face!! WOOF!

  49. Whitney says – reply to this


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    We understand the unibrow/mustache survey now.
    How rude! She's just a kid!

  50. RuSHI says – reply to this


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    WHAT IS UP WITH THOSE EYEBROWS?!?!?!

  51. whynot says – reply to this


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    also, they do not let her shave her unibrow or mustache!

    grrr baby

  52. AAHH! says – reply to this


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    Couldn't madonna at least give that poor girl some tweezers? Her unibrow scares the shit out of me!

  53. Sarah says – reply to this


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    That poor girl has a major monobrow and 'tache going on…

  54. shirley says – reply to this


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    not very nice perez. The unibrow

  55. wow says – reply to this


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    that MONOBROW

  56. Hernzie says – reply to this


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    wow. now that is one crazy unibrow. eww

  57. Yikes says – reply to this


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    Unibrow alert!

  58. Lydia says – reply to this


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    To each his own then!! I absolutely positively LOVE Christmas. The holiday is actually about giving and not receiving. Regularly I get like 6 presents in total and give about the same but it's probably different coming from a home where your mother is a mega-rich wash-out 80s celebrity.

  59. courtneyyy says – reply to this


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    OH MY GOD. That's ROUGH…. ouch.

  60. Arlene says – reply to this


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    Oh my god.. This girl needs to do something about them eyebrows..

  61. amy says – reply to this


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    perez!! is this why you were asking about the uni-brow and mustache?

  62. father says – reply to this


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    WOOOWWWWWW!!! Shave them brows girl!!! Damnnnn bet she has muff that a lawnmower coudn't tame when she comes of age!!!

  63. bella says – reply to this


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    look at those brows.Anyways who cares if they don't get gives they get whatever they want through the whole year.

  64. JohnnyLawEsq says – reply to this


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    Shame on you Perez, if this is where you got the unibrow mustache question. She is just a child, a beautiful child…leave her the fuck alone.

  65. Lisa says – reply to this


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    These kids travel around the world regularly, and get gifts at all times all the time. The point of not giving gifts on Christmas is avoiding buying into the commericalism and possibly focusing on family time. MOST families will never have the luxuries that the Ritchies have. Most families utilize Christmas as a time to justify overpriced toys and luxury gifts because, it is the only time of the year that they can afford a splurge. I think this family decision by the Ritchies should be applauded.

  66. Kari says – reply to this


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    MADONNA,

    PLEASE PLUCK THOSE EYEBROWS FOR LOURDES. I CAN'T STAND LOOKING AT THEM ANYMORE!!!

  67. wacky1 says – reply to this


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    Get that girl some wax….

  68. shannon says – reply to this


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    ooohhh. my god… someone had got to do something about that poor child's UNIBROW! or is that against their religion too?

  69. hey says – reply to this


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    monobow

  70. Soph says – reply to this


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    Not to be mean, but the sooner that monobrow is sorted out, the better :S

  71. lovely Linda says – reply to this


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    I really like Madonna, but why can´t she help her daughter with that facial hair? Afraid to look old and not as beutiful herself?.
    Common, give your daughter some wax for x-mas!!

  72. brittny says – reply to this


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    teenwolf

  73. natasha says – reply to this


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    I am sure they have a lot of presents — when you have that much money and access to all things cool — maybe returning to
    the meaning of the holiday feels extravagant — like sitting around a camp fire and enjoying it.

  74. poppi says – reply to this


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    Pretty girl but she needs a eyebrow pluck and wax lip. Madonna is mean

  75. Anal Jelly says – reply to this


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    What the fuck is up with those eyebrows? Maybe they should give out presents and a severe brow waxing will be in order. Seriously that is fucking scary. That makes my head itch.

  76. Kate says – reply to this


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    WHy does she have a moustache and monobrow?

  77. Me says – reply to this


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    Damn, Madge hook your daughter up with some fucking wax.

  78. natasha says – reply to this


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    I am sure they have a lot of presents — when you have that much money and access to all things cool — maybe returning to
    the meaning of the holiday feels extravagant — like sitting around a camp fire and enjoying it.

  79. pamuk says – reply to this


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    it is interesting how disciplinarian madonna is, considering her youth and the crazy things she has done…unfair.

  80. dani says – reply to this


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    all i want for christmas is my eyebrow waxed, my eyebrow waxed, yes my eyebrow waxed

  81. yikes says – reply to this


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    Who cares about Xmas presents or TV — let the poor girl wax her eyebrowns and stache!!!

  82. SLAP THE BITCH says – reply to this


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    now we know what madonna looked like as a kid…..fookin hell!

  83. Furby says – reply to this


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    jesus christ look at those eyebrows! i would allow waxing at this age if i had a daughter who had eyebrows like that! and lip hairs!

  84. beautyqween18 says – reply to this


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    You would think that with all of the money that hag spends on botox, that she would at least be decent enough to wax her fug child's unibrow! This poor girl inherited the ugly!

  85. sabs says – reply to this


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    ITS THREADDING PEOPLE! NOT WAX OR PLUCK. GET WITH THE PROGRAM!!!

  86. youlovenewyork says – reply to this


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    Holy Lourdes! You should not have cancelled her eyebrow appointment…

  87. Ashley says – reply to this


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    Why is she so hairy?! Gross…

  88. Arlene says – reply to this


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    Dang girl.. do something about them eyebrows.

  89. danielle says – reply to this


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    all i want for christmas is my eyebrow waxed, my eyebrow waxed, yes my eyebrow waxed

  90. you know who says – reply to this


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    Oh well, that is their beliefs- who is to say it is wrong?

  91. Kirsten says – reply to this


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    Madonna is one of the wealthiest entertainers in the world. Why doesn't she spend $50 and wax that child's facial hair?

    It's a beautiful child. But she's old enough that it's now appropriate for her to wax.

  92. kath says – reply to this


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    I've never seen eyebrows like that in my life! Madonna hook the kid up with tweezers and bleach for that mustache !

  93. Alli B says – reply to this


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    First off - I read this on People.com like an hour ago!
    Second - why would they celebrate Christmas??? Isn't Kabbalah a Jewish denomination???

  94. Krissy says – reply to this


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    No Christmas doesn't mean she shouldn't WAX!! Madonna's little boy is adorable…wtf happened

  95. Clare says – reply to this


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    she looks so much like Madonna

    they probably get loads of stuff throughout the year anyway why do they need Christmas to get even more

  96. Desi says – reply to this


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    Wow….she lookin like Frida Kahlo JR… but she is still a pretty good none the less… i hope Madonna will let her shave or get waxed…or hair removal surgery.

  97. Christine says – reply to this


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    HOLY SHNIKIES!!! Look at that unibrow. She's a bit young for a moustache.
    I suppose Perez doesn't want to offend Madonna… no mention of these facial features. yet he's so quick to say shit about other celeb kids!!!! COWARD!!!!

  98. Justin says – reply to this


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    haha…hmm, now that unibrow - hair on lip question makes perfect sense

  99. alex.. says – reply to this


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    maybe for hannuka she can get her eyebrows waxed.

  100. armond says – reply to this


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    wow that sucks

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