Madonna Will Never Let This Happen!
Filed under: Madonna
The British media are reporting that producers of the Harry Potter franchise are trying to lure Madonna's daughter, Lourdes, to star in the next film.
In fact, The Sun has done this feature all about her Madgesty's firstborn.
"Lola has definitely inherited her mother’s hunger for fame," they say. "After all her recent public appearances, looking more like a sophisticated teen than a child, the attention on her is really growing. Offers have poured in - film offers, sponsorship."
Lourdes will probably become a nun!
Madonna doesn't even let her watch TV!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: November 21, 2007 at 12:25 pm
get some tweezers and wax !
It's not only the attention on her that is growing. Damn.
Man, that is one fierce, nasty unibrow!!! Does she even have a hairy lip? Yikes Madge, spend a few bucks and get the poor girl waxed!!
She's going to have a hard time in show business with a unibrown and a hairy upper lip.
I'm sure everyone's going to comment on how hairy her face is but when she gets older, she'll be beautiful. At least Madge isn't like those mom's who install fake teeth and highlight their hair. She'll have years in her adult life to do that.
I'm sorry but she needs to get in between her eye brows and wax! That is too distracting and nasty.
She's so pretty - I wish her mom would help her out with her unfortunate eyebrows though.
Hmmm….not with those unibrows and lip hair!!!
is it just me, or does she look like a younger less hairy kim kardashian?
Sweet unibrow!
1st?
Is it wrong to bring up those eyebrows and facial hair?
She can play Hagrids daughter hee hee.
Christ someone please wax this little girl!
She's browtastic! Apparently, her sheltered life also includes a ban on wax.
first will eat shit!:D
WOw, she eeds to bo waxed
PLUCK!!!
WOw, she needs to bo waxed
WOw, she needs to bo waxed
look at those eyebrows!!!
I doubt she will become a nun. Kids that have been too sheltered usually go the other way and rebel. I think she'll become a stripper or something.
first
first
Can we discuss the unibrow and the mustache? I mean honey…
i know she's young, but good lord…remove the uni brow and stache!!
haha well if she inherited those brows off her mom no wonder madge got all 'tweezer happy' as a kid! x
razor
First!
FIRST! I had to do it…
Fist!
SHE BE THE MAN!
with all of the money they have….why does madonna let her kid look like a mexican teenaged boy?
with all of the money they have….why does madonna let her kid look like a mexican teenaged boy?
WHAT A MUSTASCHE, GEEZ
Damn that girl needs to get that stache and uni brow waxed!
those eyebrows are unbelievable…
omg can someone give that girl an eyebrow wax? GROSS unibrow!
lol lol
homegirl needs a waxing!
wow! Very pretty little girl but…. the eyebrows!
uni-brow?????
she needs her eyebrows waxed…bad!!!
it needs to wax its face!!!!!
who do they want her to play?
I LOVE MADONNA! YAY!
stop using this pic of her u asshole
mom could at least let her benefit from some hair removal…
Nope. Not true. British media twats are tards.
I think she's pretty… despite the stache and the unibrow.
I understand that Madonna wants to protect her. Would be great if this wouldn't become another Lohan.
4th.
the poor thing…
Madonna would never let that unibrow and mustache happen, should have been the tagline
OMG tweezers please
PEREZ
NEVER GO AFTER THE QUEEN FAG HAG CHILDREN.
RULE NUMBER 1 FOR THE GAY MAN!!
SHAME SHAME
I wish Madonna would let her wax that unibrow and moustache.
OMG, she is disgusting..
That girl has a lot of hair on her face. I'm surprised dear ol' mommy hasn't taken her to see a waxer yet. Poor girl.
wow just puck it. doesnt need to start waxing now, but at least pluck it
That girl needs a good wax job.
One thing you can always count on reading in the comments section is at least seven people proclaiming "First!" and then at least one person saying that they are dipshits for doing it. Happens every time.
How old is she? She has more facial hair than a grown man! Ewwww….Tweeze, wax something!
Sorry, but most spics are extrememly unattractive. The ones that are half-way decent looking are mixed with white blood. Honestly, most spics are ugly and all look the same. The darker and hairier the uglier…they look like they didn't make it through the chain of evolution-stuck in the gorilla look. I am not saying they are all bad people, they are simply ugly!
Re: jen –
hahahahahah. that's hysterical!!!
8TH!!! awwwwwwwwwwwwwww. she needs some wax.Madonna knows that kid is going to be teased about all that facial hair
Lourdes would be gawjus if she just fixed her brows.But I guess she is still too young for that.
What's with the fucking eyebrow and stache?
Lourdes would be gawjus if she just fixed her brows.But I guess she is still too young for that.
I love the name Lourdes. The child needs her eyebrows threaded.
Even if she's not allowed to get her eyebrows waxed, why doesn't Lola try to trim them with scissors? The hairs above the bridge of her nose are so long. I don't think I have ever seen eyebrow hairs that long. She could probably trim those up with scissors.
DAMN! pluck that monobrow! AND waz your lip hair!
Somebody please show that little lady to a waxing room… How can her mother let her leave the house like that?
Sort those eyebrows out and the moustache! I don't care how old she is, if she was a child of mine she would not be going out of the house looking like that!
Madonna is screwed.
She knows it.
she is as beautiful as her mother. Lola really is a minimadonna
This spiclett is not British! She is a spic and always will be a spic!!! This is what happens when you marry a spic, you have ugly, hairy, discolored spic offsring!!
Wow! Look at that mustache and unibrow! It's…it's….it's just unbeliveable!
SHE IS A CHILD. NOT A WHORE. ALL YOU PEOPLE COMMENTING ABOUT HER EYEBROWS BEING NASTY, GET A LIFE, YOU FUCKING LOSERS. HER EYEBROWS ARE JUST LIKE HER MOTHER'S, AND MADONNA DIDN'T TOUCH HERS FOR A LONG TIME. UNTIL SHE NEEDS TO TWEEZE FOR A ROLE, THEN GET OFF HER FUCKING BACK. SHE IS A CHILD.
she is the daughter of madonna common she should be able to afford some tweezers!!
Just gross!
DANDRUFF
Those brows! Eeesh!! Poor kid.
She is only 11 (ELEVEN) years old.
Haterate on her now cuz she'll be FIERCE like u motherhaters won't believe.
Perez, you are fucking stain. Back off the kid. Karma will get you. Don't insinuate. Oh, aren't you clever. Not. Fucking asshole.
Yikes!!! Throw this little monkey a banana!
Id expect madonna do be less protective and more "cool".. i mean madonna should be the last person telling her daughter whats right and wrong.. bcuz shes pretty much did evrything she wanted to in her life.. umm her daughter . when she grows up will rebel big time.. and then madonna will be able to go fuck herself bcuz she wont be able to control her then… she pretty much needs to stfu and wax her daughters eye brows.. or better yet permanently destroy that beast via lazor…
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW…
Hispanic women age and grow hair all over their nasty little bodies at an early age. This girl needed to shave when she turned two, that's normal for hispanics you know.
I wonder how much back fur she has.
Is she half ape? Rumer Willis is at least human!
You people are pathetic - she is an 11 year old girl - and SHE IS BEAUtIFUL! I admire Madonna for not allowing her young daughter to engage in beauty treatments. What kind of message does that send when the public decides a child needs a wax? Are you all so brainwashed by images in the media that you think it is appropriate to make rude comments about a little girl? How ’bout post your own pictures and we can all make judgements on what "work" you need done? And besides that, if Madonna DID wax her, you same people would go crazy about that. And don't even get me started about Perez - he is a textbook example of a big, fat hairy loser who can only make himself feel superior by making fun of CHILDREN!
Come on guys, the girl is half-Puerto Rican so what do you expect?
……….WELL, WELL…..FUCK ME SIDEWAYS, THAT IS A WICKED UNIBROW…..I THINK MADONNA'S SPAWN IS THE REINCARNATION OF MEXICAN PAINTER FRIDA KAHLO. …..GO ASK SALMA HAYAK IF SHE HAS SEEN THIS!!!!!!!! MAN!!!!!
Re: LUCY says… – You are a fool. What you are describing is more indiginous indians. Hispanics are beatiful people. People from Spain, Beautiful. People from Mexico, beautiful. It's the indians from these lands that are shorter, boxier and whatnot. That's not to say they are ugly to all. If they were ugly to all, they would have died out by now. That's how evolution works.
#87 of course she's half-ape, she is a puerto rican!!
She actually was offered the lead in "Hairy Potter".
she needs a mad tweeze!
Re: the truth speaks…. –
#73 You must really hate yourself to spew so much hate about people of other cultures. The latin culture is unique and is worthy of respect, just like all cultures are. It's easy to stereotype and hate… It's harder to understand and respect others that are different from you. You should spend your time and efforts looking for the good in others. Trust me, you'll feel better about yourself on your deathbed.
omfg, get those bushes waxed, threaded, or plucked immediately!! WOW
LIKE MY MOM ALWAYS SAID:IF YOU FUCK WITH UGLY, HAIRY, GREASY, SPIC PUERTO RICANS, YOU WILL HAVE UGLY, HAIRY, GREASY, SPICLETT PUERTO RICAN MONKEY CHILDREN. THANK YOU MOM FOR SAVING ME AND FOR SHARING YOUR TRIED AND TRUE WISDOM FOR ALL TIME!!
remove the uni brow and stache
Oh god! WHAT KIND OF MOTHER WOULD LET HER CHILD LOOK LIKE THIS. SPEND SOME OF THAT DOUGH ON YOUR FIRST BORN! IF YOU CAN AFFORD TO ADOPT YOU CAN AFFORD TO MAKE YOUR KID NOT SO FUGLY! CHHILD ABUSE I SAY, CALL IN CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES!
Please, for the love of God….let someone wax the poor child's eyebrows. I mean come on….this is torture!
the kid is 11!!! Who cares if she has a monobrow, and is covered in hair?? She is a CHILD for christs sake!!!