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A JoBro On Brothers & Sisters!!

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Maybe he'll have an affair with Sluttyienna Miller and destroy his career, too!

Joe Jonas is reportedly set to play a younger version of Balthazar Getty's character on Brothers & Sisters in a two-episode flashback that will focus on the history of the Walker family.

Random! Although if this ratings ploy shiz is true, maybe it will pull in a younger audience.

Brothers & Sisters is kind of a mom show. Maybe Joe's doing it as a Mother's Day Gift for his madre!!

Rachel Leigh Cook is up against Courtney Ford and Nora Zehetner for the young version of Sally Field, and Kay Panabaker is playing a mini-Calista.

Flashback stories always feel tired to us, but maybe this one will work. Brothers & Sisters usually pulls through.

What do U think?? Will U be tuning in to watch Joe Jonas kick it with Sally Field??

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The Serial Cheater Tries To Change His Ways

| Filed under: Lindsay LohanAshton KutcherDemi MooreLove LineBalthazar Getty

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This is a lost cause.

Balthazar Getty is hoping Kabbalah will help salvage whatever is left of his marriage with Rosetta Millington.

Yeah, good luck with that!

The National Enquirer is reporting that the douche is attending the same center as Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher for support.

But will it work? Doubtful. A source reveals that his wife doesn't trust him and rightfully so!

But the source goes on to say that "Balthazar is doing all the right things if he wants to fix his marriage - but working things out will depends on Rosetta at this point."

We'd hardly call hooking up with Lindsanity less than 2 months ago a step in the right direction.

Sluttyienna Gets An Apology From the New York Times!

| Filed under: Broadway BabiesHeath LedgerDiddySienna MillerJude LawBalthazar Getty

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Sort of.

The New York Times ran an article about actress Sienna Miller dubbing her "Serial Miller" in reference to her many, MANY high-profile romances including Jude Law, Rhys Ifans and Balthazar Getty.

But they named two others that Sienna denies having more than a friendship with and they corrected the "mistake":

"An article…about Sienna Miller misstates the nature of the relationships that she had with Heath Ledger and Sean Combs. She was friends with both of them; she did not have romantic flings with either of them."

Sluttyiena is in New York starring alongside Jonny Lee Miller in After Miss Julie. She says of being in the show:

"I underestimated that a play like this requires incredible concentration, which is something that doesn’t come naturally to me. And I’m struggling with stamina and endurance. I’m not fit enough, and I’ve had to join a gym. I wake up every morning sounding like Marge Simpson and looking like something out of Gremlins."

WOOF, sounds awful! Miller also commented on her highly-documented missteps in the media:

"I’m more frivolous. I haven’t been as bright in some of the decisions I’ve made. Keira [Knightley] is just a more evolved person. I feel we live in the kind of culture now where you have to be very smart to navigate the right way, and I just don’t have those smarts. I think with age and time it will change, but I can’t obsess about it."

At least she admits to making stupid choices such as dating married people for example!

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Lindsay's Triumphant Return To Peen!

| Filed under: Lindsay LohanLove LineBalthazar Getty

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And this one is extra dirty!

At West Hollywood club Voyeur, La Loca Lohan was seen with none other than Sluttyiena's married ex, Balthazar Getty!!!

That girl attracts nothing but trouble!

The pair were seen sneaking in through the backdoor (not a euphemism - at least for now!) and were all over each other at a table in the front of the room.

Lindsay and Balthazar only stayed for half and hour before leaving the club to eff and snort prescription drugs!

Michael Lohan, come and get her!

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Sluttyienna Dumps Loser, Already Has A New Loser!

| Filed under: AnglophiliaLove LineSienna MillerJosh HartnettBalthazar Getty

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Spread those legs!

According to reports, Sluttyiena Miller has officially ended her relationship with adulterer Balthazar Getty and moved on to someone more like herself, C-lister Josh Harnett.

The homewrecker reportedly rushed by Hartnett's side during his hopitalization last month and they speak everyday.

A source reveals that “Josh and Sienna have a unique bond. They understand each other and I wouldn’t be surprised if a relationship blossomed.”

The only thing that is going to blossom is a herpes flare up!

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Here's One Show To Avoid

| Filed under: TV NewsRumer WillisBalthazar Getty

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Hollywood's famous sleazeball and the ever so lovely and talented Potato Head will be joining forces to ruin an established TV show!

Sluttyienna's Balthazar Getty and Rumer Willis will both be guest starring on the NBC series, Medium.

Because apparently the show needs "A-listers" like the two of them to help boost the ratings!

Getty and Potato will be taping an episode about "past demons and future consequences."

We can totally picture Rumer playing a real demon!

Balthazar will be playing some rich guy who's wife goes missing. And as for Papa Frita, she'll be playing the missing friend of a private investigator.

This very special episode, featuring two of our most favorite people in the world, will air this spring.

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News About Douchebag Getty's Exit From Brothers and Sisters

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Spoiler alert, Brothers and Sisters watchers!

If you do not want to know how adulterous Balthazar Getty's going to be kicked off the show, don't read on!

According to a new report, it's confirmed that Getty is getting the boot off the show, and his exit has already been written!

Here's the juice from a show source:

Getty's character, Tommy Walker, will have a very dramatic and surprising storyline in coming episodes, in which he will—spoiler alert!—go to jail, get out on bail and go on the lam in Mexico.

But here's the really scandalous part…

Sources tell me that before he goes, Balthazar's Tommy will get thoroughly wasted, flirt with young girls and get a nice slap across the face from his mother, Nora (Sally Field).

Sounds just as drama-filled as Getty's real life!

ABC should totally cast Sienna Miller as one of the girls he flirts with that leads to his demise!

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